Ever Been Kicked Out of a Ground ?

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Only place i ever been kicked out of was the krazyhouse in town, my first night going as well.

Barmaid short changed me, told her, she counted the till up and then literally like 5 seconds later i was choked out by a doorman and carried out the place.

Turns out i overspent and was drunk lol

they kicked me out a few times after that, once for taking a poster off the wall (promotional one, not the secenary), once for my mate smoking in the toilet and once for getting over zealous with a female.

But no, not a football ground
 
Only place i ever been kicked out of was the krazyhouse in town, my first night going as well.

Barmaid short changed me, told her, she counted the till up and then literally like 5 seconds later i was choked out by a doorman and carried out the place.

Turns out i overspent and was drunk lol

they kicked me out a few times after that, once for taking a poster off the wall (promotional one, not the secenary), once for my mate smoking in the toilet and once for getting over zealous with a female.

But no, not a football ground

Reprobate :)
 
Only place i ever been kicked out of was the krazyhouse in town, my first night going as well.

Barmaid short changed me, told her, she counted the till up and then literally like 5 seconds later i was choked out by a doorman and carried out the place.

Turns out i overspent and was drunk lol

they kicked me out a few times after that, once for taking a poster off the wall (promotional one, not the secenary), once for my mate smoking in the toilet and once for getting over zealous with a female.

But no, not a football ground

Got kicked out of Woody's in town the other week for a few blokes smashing glasses outside. Funnily enough, I wasn't part of it, fully enjoying the karaoke. Looked up to everyone leaving, asked the nearest guy, what's going on. He said us lot were getting kicked out so I began leaving, then I asked security if I could pee before I go. he let me and all. Prolly could have stayed like.

*The least badass post in this thread
 

I was thrown out of Dukla Pragues ground by over zealous Czech soldiers in 1978 for doing nothing other than walking from my seat at half-time looking for the toilets.
Everton played Dukla Prague home and away in the Inter city Fairs cup, which later was re-named the UEFA cup.
Dukla was the military club in Prague, Sparta being the normal club, consequently communist Czech soldiers policed the stadium instead of police.
After waiting outside the ground for over 40 minutes, I got in for the last few minutes only to see us lose the match.
To this day, I still feel angered by the attitude of what was at the time anti-western feelings by the Czech soldiers who not only nearly broke my arm throwing me out, but then outside in the street, punched me in the stomach and stole my Everton scarf.
I know other Everton fans were also thrown out for just walking from their seats.
 
I got kicked out of the 84 Cup Final at half time. I was relieving myself against a wall along with at least 20 other blues. If anyone has been to the old Wembley they will understand why. A policeman grabbed me by the arm dragging me towards the exit. I protested that I had waited 16 years for another Cup Fina to which he replied that I would know better next time. Various blues remonstrated with him to no avail. He radioed for help and another two appeared to launch me out. I couldn't believe what had happened and was banging my head on a handrail when a young policewoman asked me if I was OK. I told her what had happened and pointed through the metal gates to show her plenty of people relieving themselves. She took me around to a small office desk where there was a sargeant and told him I had been the victim of an over zealous officer and as it had been such a friendly final I should be allowed back in. He agreed and took me through the back and straight into the Everton section behind the goal. Back in in plenty of time to see Andy Gray score the second. I could have walked round to my boss seat on the half way line but didn't want to tempt fate incase I bumped into the tit who threw me out
Did you manage to tuck yourself back in as you were being dragged off? The mental images are disturbing....
 
At anfield one year , we had won and I was just standing by the metal barrier between us and the rs , old terrace .
Talking to some reds on the otherside all good natured, when some little scruffy Everton kid , looked like shadwell about 12 is walking up singing, this red face fat mess leans over and grabs him and spits in his face,
I lost it runs down and grabs him and swings a dig at him, but someone had grabbed my arm, I swung round and its a copper.
Dont be daft lad , arm up the back and marches me off, give the rs the due the ones I was talking to were telling him what had happened and said let him go.
No luck , frog marched off , the fat rs was laughing at me ,[Poor language removed]
At the bottom of the stairs the copper lets me go and said, he had seen what happened , but couldn't let you hit him, because there were to many people watching,
I said sorry mate but that was a filthy thing to do to a kid, with that he opens a metal door in the deviding wall and says, he will have to walk past you to get out mate , and when I shut the door I will not be able to see whats going on will I, give him a dig for me mate I am a blue as well.
I went through just as the soft b was about to come down, he went white did an about turn right into a loverly smack from one of the rs I had been talking to.
The fella grabbed him and tried to stop him doing a runner but the he got away minus most of his shirt.
The lad who hit him said he deserved that the dirty b , but leave it now not worth getting arrested for.
 

this red face fat mess leans over and grabs him and spits in his face

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When we played Sydney in pre season a few years back. Had quite a bit to drink, and each time I went to the toilet I came back I showed the cop my ticket and asked where my seat was. After the fourth time he thought it wasn't funny any more so decided I should leave the stadium.
Luckily he only escorted me to near the turnstile then went back to his spot, so I just stayed in and went to a seat in a different area
 

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