Match Thread Everton 0-0 Newcastle - Saturday 5th October - 17:30

[Karbutar]

There is so much brainless pressing going on, rushing out leaving 5-6 meters of open space behind them

 

[DualityNSNO]

Doucoure must be a nightmare to play with, outside of him seeming like a lovely guy. Imagining winning that flick as DCL and then next thing you have to do is try and deal with that awful through ball.

Nearly every kick of the ball he's done (yes, even the goals) look like he's kicking a ball for the first time.

 

[Toffeepot]

What I wouldn't give now for a winner against these tossers

I'd even tolerate Dyche's smug 'was my plan all along' grin

 

[Fedlingen]

Doucoure getting the full 90' minutes is an absolute travesty.

 

[matty1878]

2 subs on vs 4
Doucoure dead on his feet
Moving the world around to keep an ineffective McNeil on the pitch

Sean Dyche everyone

sean dunce dyche

 

[daza_1973]

Almiron looks like what you'd get if you ordered mr bean from wish.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

This Newcastle are so beatable. That’s what’s cheesing me off the most. Pure Dyche levels of ambition.

 

[Runub]

+4

 

[Ayesha]

4 minutes

 

[GrandOldTeam]

4 mins.

 

[PeregrineT]

8 minutes of stoppage time, what do we think?

EDIT: Ah, I see Im behind

 

[matty1878]

Matty, we've won 6 of the last 8 at home

over what span?

 

[Verbal Kint]

I actually dread to think what Doucoure's passing stats are.

Absolutely abysmal how much money we pay him for the odd goal.

 

[lungo]

I’ll meet you back here after the demoralising Ipswich defeat.

Dyche should thank Gordon with a few month of his wages for saving him his job (if it stays 0:0).

 

[TrailerTrash]

The room they are given is ridiculous.