Match Thread Everton 0-3 Brighton - Sat 17 Aug 2024 - Kick Off: 15:00

[Portoman]

Dyche is no tactician, we've got pants players, the club is up the swanny.

 

[matty1878]

Absolutely guarantee that Dyche will puts this down to 'injuries' rather than his own team selection.

i’m sick of being crap at home

 

[maccavennie]

Why would you put Ndiaye right wing and Harrison behind Beto?

 

[sdk]

And now we've only got 37 matches left to save ourselves.

Be still my tremulous spirit.

 

[Dykovski200]

I hope Dyche gets boo’d when the whistle blows, he’s an absolute arse. Keane, Holgate, WTF

 

[Drico]

This is strangely comforting, I don't think I could cope with change.

Well, you might need to cope with the change from Premier League to Championship on this evidence...

 

[MACCA75]

Young, Keane, Holgate...

"Thelwell has worked the oracle on recruitment, Lads. Kev's doing bits."

I know he’s got a difficult job but it absolutely baffles me the credit Thelwell gets. Our team is absolutely garbage - how on earth are those players in our squad in 2024!

Use the loan market if we don’t have much money you utter weirdo.

 

[matty1878]

Dyche is no tactician, we've got pants players, the club is up the swanny.

that’s why we’re got dyche mate.

 

[Dixieslaces]

i’m sick of being crap!

Fixed

 

[johnjoeefc]

I`d take Moyes over Dyche any day of the week, miles better manager.... absolute country miles.

It's written in the stars isn't it. Moyes to take Everton into the new stadium

 

[Rook]

f-in a I made it home in time the catch the end.....oh.

 

[billybeeru]

For an experienced pro, he badly acts like a rookie

I genuinely think that he thinks that he’s better than this team, because of his past accomplishments, so he plays with a careless swagger that is completely opposed to his actual footballing ability.

 

[Arteta2391]

Beto and Maupay up top

the horse & the fox

 

[Mozza1987]

We signed players to improve us and we left them all on the bench. It's laughable and this result is 100% on Dyche. What's annoying Brighton have been poor and could have easily won this game

 

[Exeter_Gently]

i’m sick of being crap at home

Am sick of being crap full stop.