Match Thread Everton 0-3 Brighton - Sat 17 Aug 2024 - Kick Off: 15:00

[Mase]

Another match, same mistakes from the usual suspects

 

[Bungle]

Well, you might need to cope with the change from Premier League to Championship on this evidence...

I'd made peace with that 2 seasons ago so there's no adjustment at all really.

 

[ForeverEverton]

The Brighton manager must be thinking this league is easy.

New manager to the league, just 31 years old and torn the dinosaur Dyche an absolute new one...

FYI we only need to concede 1 more to be clear at the bottom all by ourselves.

Unfortunately many were aware of what we were signing up to with Dyche, exactly this, some are aware and love it. Absolutely baffling...

 

[matty1878]

I know he’s got a difficult job but it absolutely baffles me the slack that Thelwell gets. Our team is absolutely garbage - how on earth are those players in our squad in 2024!

Use the loan market if we don’t have much money you utter weirdo.

and play the players you’ve used klarna for

 

[overkill]

Probably means Holgate will get game time now though..

At right back Holgate is probably the better option

 

[TGW89]

Could be his last game at home for us

In 20 minutes or so... "Geoff from Bootle, yer there Geoff?"
"....Ronnie, I tell yer wha, Sean Dyche he hasn gorra clue, we gorra get Allardyce back"

On and on and on until we get what's coming.

 

[Drico]

I hope Dyche gets boo’d when the whistle blows, he’s an absolute arse. Keane, Holgate, WTF

Don't forget Young.

I'm sure he'll point to Seamus coming back soon as well...

 

[brownmola]

Only thing missing now is a bad injury on tim

Also missing an own goal.

 

[BlueStevie35]

People booing Calvert Lewin as he gets subbed off.

TBH I can’t stand that and think everybody doing it needs a ban.

Booing him or booing Dyche going like for like instead of having both on?

 

[RAFUH]

This has not been enjoyable

 

[Bakayoko Stracqualursi]

It’s because Dyche is a coward, he should’ve came on at half time.

He really i isn't he. Terrified to make a decision. Terrified of what his old chums might think if he dropped them. Same old ad infinitum.

 

[matty1878]

Am sick of being crap full stop.

and that

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Absolutely guarantee that Dyche will put this down to 'injuries' rather than his own team selection..

The penalty.

 

[JohnRoss23]

Once again, we can’t score to save our lives. We have tested our luck how many seasons in a row now? It’ll do us in eventually

 

[Cels]

This must be the earliest in a season that we've been relegated.

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