Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
So, I was delivering in Hyde Park, London, when I get a call. It was 1pm and I was looking forward to getting home early so when I was asked if I'd do a long distance delivery (a company's tax returns that had to get to HMRC by close of the day) I asked how far. "200 odd miles north" he says. "OK, I suppose so but I wanted to be home to watch the game. It's my team, Everton, on the telly!" I said, "but I can't turn down £200 plus." So he says "OK, then. Everton's in Liverpool isn't it?" So I told him yes and why did he ask? "Because this job going to Bootle and I think that's somewhere near Liverpool isn't it?"
So I find a B&B, above a pub (The Banjo) and tell the landlady I'm going to the game. She calls over to a feller having a pint and asks if he's going to the game. Not only is he going but he'll give me a lift. On the way he picks up some friends and asks if any of them have a spare ticket. One has so I ask how much does he want for it? "It's OK pal, it's me mates season ticket and he can't go tonight, so it won't cost you anything." He wouldn't take anything for it and wouldn't even let me by him a pint - just a cup of tea!
So the way my luck was running it's no surprise the Mighty Blues beat the not so might light blues
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