Match Thread Everton 3-0 Doncaster Rovers - EFL Cup Second Round - Tue 27 Aug 7:45pm

[Osamabindiesel]

Played fine. Problem is- we are not creating service in the box. Coleman and Myko are the weak links (ignoring Keane because he at least plays good long balls so far). Obrien looks really solid and I have no idea why the hell he hasn’t seen a game yet.

 

[maccavennie]

so what do you think mate.

I think we're massively crap mate.

 

[Uphill Kanchelskiing]

If they hit the bar they get a signed shirt.... if they score a goal, they are starting the second half

 

[Mr Happy]

What are the stats for shots on goal for the last 2.5 matches?

2 on target

 

[Tommy Chong]

Hit the post

Either way... It looks like it's going to be one of those nights.

 

[nsno-chris]

0 shots on target against 3rd division opposition

That’s 3 shots on target in 225 minutes of professional football

Well done Sean

 

[AndyP94]

Run?

I was actually considering not using that word

 

[matty1878]

Our left hand side is completely blunt.

mcniel should be they’re

 

[Dixieslaces]

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Like a spot the ball comp.


Got it tho,

 

[Verbal Kint]

We are doing well here.

I'll take penalties now if offered

 

[Bungle]

The thing I'm probably most angry about watching this is the font that's been used for the names on the back of the shirts, horrible.

 

[Sharpies volley]

This team offers absolutely nothing in the final third.

 

[The Blue Watch]

Ndiaye looks decent at least, offers something different from the rest of the crap.

Beto puts a lot of effort in, I really want it to work out for him, but I am starting to suspect his chaotic nature may be a result of him just not being very good.

Lindstrom, well let’s hope he’s just not Dyche fit yet

 

[Blue peter]

As first halves go...

And ironically from a dinoasur

 

[Winslow89]

We are just so toothless in front of goal. It's crazy.

Worryingly so against a team like this - the service hasn’t actually been half bad but just not clicking. lucky that they’re pretty poor going forward.