Match Thread Everton 3-0 Doncaster Rovers - EFL Cup Second Round - Tue 27 Aug 7:45pm

[when i score we riot]

Every other Premier League team winning at half time. Except us.

8 or 9 of our first choice 11 starting at home against a team 3 divisions below us.

0 shots on target.
0 big chances created.

The conclusion, I’m sure Sean will be thinking, is that the fans just aren’t pulling their weight.

They're making a toxic atmosphere you know and i once heard one of them had a LADY PROFESSOR in a headlock, how do you expect these well paid professionals to perform in these conditions

 

[Bungle]

you have a kid?

3 of them Matty, only convinced I fathered 1 though

 

[maccavennie]

Playing subbuteo with the little one and he's just poured water on a wotsit and stuck it on the touchline to shout instructions at players so he can be like his hero Dyche

 

[nsno-chris]

Doncaster have actually had more shots on target than us. 2 to be exact against our zero.

Are you that surprised

 

[matty1878]

3 of them Matty, only convinced I fathered 1 though

cryin

 

[windymiller]

So who is Dyche going to pin this on?

I'm going with anyone but Dyche.

 

[Dublin blue 75]

goals goals
goals

dyche doesn’t know what they mean btw

Only expected ones matter to him

 

[Frenk]

So who is Dyche going to pin this on?

He’ll blame O’Brien. “No experience, you see”

 

[john jako]

you have a kid?

Hahahhaha

 

[Blue peter]

Playing subbuteo with the little one and he's just poured water on a wotsit and stuck it on the touchline to shout instructions at players so he can be like his hero Dyche

Little bit harsh on the Wotsit

 

[Toffeepot]

Thing that worries me is...if we can't score how do we plan to survive?

Goal Difference

 

[Dixieslaces]

Playing subbuteo with the little one and he's just poured water on a wotsit and stuck it on the touchline to shout instructions at players so he can be like his hero Dyche

 

[nsno-chris]

See the tactical talk was hoof it down the channels

Nice

 

[Curtis]

Dyche should do a masterclass series on how to not score , nobody does it like him

 

[Ozwell]

Sadly it was worse last year, Doncaster were 1-0 up at this point and Doncaster hadn’t won a game in 3.

Currently they have won 2 in 3 and haven’t scored in this game.

I am optermistic