Its derby day. I'm Awake, ready for action,
let today be the great day of redemption,
the day the world, nay, the universe is set to rights,
the day when good sportsmanship and fair play triumph over cynical foul play, diving and cheating,
the day children all over the world see through their tears what a horrible thing it is to be a Red as they cast their foul Kopite shirts aside,
the day the referee is not swayed by the forces of darkness, the day when finally justice and honor prevail,
the day when the world unites in joy and celebration as the glorious, triumphant, mighty, Legendary Everton side,
led by he who will prove to be the greatest man ever to manage a football team,
finally and convincingly, cast the Red ****e back to the abyss from whence they came.
COME ON YOU BLUES!