I've worked with a lot of branding agencies in my time and it's always the same cringey retrofitted write up for the sake of a few bores in suits to sign off, when all they really want to say is "cos we thought it looks good".Since you asked, mate, I think stuff like this way over the top, nauseating and patronising.
It’s a heap of overly deep guff and any executive that signs off on this should be sent back to the shop floor to refind themselves.
This bit in particular finished me clean off.
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