Everton in pre-season

[Brownie]

Leighton Baines there, casually cementing his position as the coolest man on Merseyside.

 

[mightymoyes]

Towards the end of today’s video I think Branthwaite is there talking to Brands? On the captions it has Branthwaite saying “I’m going!” - to which Brands replied “I’m sorry”, end of caption conversation and Brands leaves the gym!

Wonder what that’s all about?

What captions?

 

[argietoffee]

We need to do flight tracker on Moises summer holidays!!!

 

[bcblue1878]

What captions?

The one version I saw had “auto captions”, they were quite interesting - comments from players, the guys doing the tests etc, then the towards the end the exchange between Brands and who I thought was Branthwaite!

Here you go! Apologies for the quality of the pictures, screen shots of the Facebook version of the video!

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Didn't Branthewaite stink the gaff out whilst on loan at Blackburn? NEA.

 

[deipnosophist]

Kean was last in Jamaica I saw on Instagram, so I just assume he's isolating

Think Allan was in Brazil

Alan Brazil has put on a lot of weight

 

[APN_EFC]

9 sugar lumps please, Gylfi

" By the way Carlo had already promised me the captain's armband for the next 3 yrs, and I was about to sign on a 100k pw deal till 2027...the contract's on your desk, let's just sort that out when I take you to dinner tonight"

 

[argietoffee]

Heart in my mouth watching Gbamin doing a few stretches.

Gomes has zero spring.

Godfrey is some unit.

Holgate seems to be a proper dick.

Need subtitles for Colemans Donegal accent, even after all those years away.

Some guy in planning putting new tatts on half the players.

Did I miss anything?

 

[blueboy1945]

Nah…he’s like a woman you really had the hots for, but upon really getting to know her you then realised she spoke with a severe West Country accent, had about 8 kids already, was a keen vaper and half the village had been through her.

I'm in the West Country, what village is she in?

 

[mightymoyes]

Didn't Branthewaite stink the gaff out whilst on loan at Blackburn? NEA.

No, had a great start, hit a rough patch and lost his place then got back in and had season ended by injury.
All good learning experiences for an 18 year old

 

[Mashtray]

No behind closed doors games before mini tournament?

 

[PSB1]

No behind closed doors games before mini tournament?

Russian roulette, apparently. All chambers loaded.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

No, had a great start, hit a rough patch and lost his place then got back in and had season ended by injury.
All good learning experiences for an 18 year old

I read somewhere that he only performed when next to a certain partner. I can't remember the names of his CB partners at Blackburn, though. Typical, I know...

 

[evertony]

85% of the squad hopefully

And the manager

 

[Papa Shango]

Didn't Branthewaite stink the gaff out whilst on loan at Blackburn? NEA.

Not really, he was very mixed, started really well then struggled for a bit before coming back into a bit of form.

Blackburn was a bit of a mess at the time.

He did exactly as well as you would expect a kid with about 20 games in his career under his belt to do in the Championship.