Everton January 2022 Transfer Thread

[Noisy noise annoys]

Any more on the Patterson "deal".

Lol.

Anyone can see that was a ranger's scam to get an auction going on a player they dont even use.

They only don’t use him (every game) as their captain happens to also be a rightback

 

[davek]

They only don’t use him (every game) as their captain happens to also be a rightback

I wouldn't use him because he cant defend.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I sincerely hope you're right, but we appointed Senor Jamón so anything is possible.

I know, but if nothing else, Ross would never come back either

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I wouldn't use him because he cant defend.

You are the only person I know who doesn’t rate him

 

[davek]

You are the only person I know who doesn’t rate him

Wait till you see him get mauled in the PL if some mug club invests in him.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

If we were to sign Ratboy, Longstaff and Coutinho it can only mean we are the victims of the most elaborate practical joke ever perpetrated on a set of football supporters.
Punchline is we get relegated.
Agent Rafael indeed.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Wow the actual nerve of Barkley's agent if that's true

 

[Tim's tourettes]

When you play an ultra defensive style off football with the aim to make the odd break on the counter attack, I think Ross Barkley would be a good addition to the team. He can at least carry the ball up the field, something that nobody else can do in our squad.

Demari Gray can do exactly that

 

[allen]

Barkley coming back would put the cherry on a pride-crushing year for Evertonians, wouldn’t it?

What a hideous prospect.

 

[AdamEFC]

Bring a blue home

 

[riddick]

Barkley coming back would put the cherry on a pride-crushing year for Evertonians, wouldn’t it?

What a hideous prospect.

Technically it would be the start of a new one.

 

[ChiefWiggum]

You are the only person I know who doesn’t rate him

He has all the attributes to succeed in this league. Still only 20 too. Given time I think he could be very very good for us.

 

[allen]

Technically it would be the start of a new one.

Oh Christ, yes indeed.

What’s one more year of spirit-crushing, barrel-scraping shame?

In for a penny, in for a pound…

 

[malfosse]

The only way I'd even consider Barkley is if he paid us back the money we lost on him, and we made him get the Everton tattoos again.
Otherwise it's a no to the little rat for me.

 

[kenada_blue]

Funny thing is...RossRat would still walk into the side.