Everton January 2022 Transfer Thread

[gaino92]

There are no CBs worse than Michael Keane

Thing is mate, both of them are

 

[COYBL25]

You write words that seem like you are happy but you do it so frequently, like a machine gun, and prefix them with insults and postfix them with short, aggressive commands. Like a furious sociopath.

It’s tragic seeing someone start to unravel.

Unfortunately, when the hole you’ve dug is that deep, that you’re no longer able to climb out from it, it’s what happens.

 

[windymiller]

It’s tragic seeing someone start to unravel.

Unfortunately, when the hole you’ve dug is that deep, that you’re no longer able to climb out from it, it’s what happens.

Enjoy the win. Try it. TRY IT GODDAMMIT.

 

[AdamEFC]

Since you posted this on Thursday I presume the wages are now £22m aWeek

Think it’s £25m now

 

[lieneverton]

Enjoy the win. Try it. TRY IT GODDAMMIT.

I suppose when we lose the only option is apocalyptic levels of depression with no room for objectively speaking about the positive elements.

Viva la straw man - the Internet troll's best friend.

 

[windymiller]

I suppose when we lose the only option is apocalyptic levels of depression with no room for objectively speaking about the positive elements.

Viva la straw man - the Internet troll's best friend.

There is only black and white in @davek 's world, he is a huge, HUGE, Ayn Rand fan.

 

[Nymzee]

Tarkowski or Pontus Jansson?

Reckon I might just delete Everton from my life if "fans" want them.

 

[windymiller]

Tarkowski or Pontus Jansson?

Reckon I might just delete Everton from my life if "fans" want them.

It's only one "fan" and he wants us to lose fairly frequently.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Thing is mate, both of them are

I’ve never seen the other bloke play, but Tarkowski is definitely not worse. He’s not good by any means but I think people under estimate how poor Keane is. He’s the only centre back I’ve ever seen at Everton when just him having possession of the ball from the keeper rolling it out to him is probably more dangerous for us than an opposition player having it. He leathered about five passes miles out of the prick today under no pressure whatsoever. He’s a walking disaster that a lot of our fans have a blind spot about because he seems a nice enough bloke.

 

[Oasis1878]

Pontus Jansson.

Kinell, good night.

 

[gaino92]

Tarkowski or Pontus Jansson?

Reckon I might just delete Everton from my life if "fans" want them.

It's utterly baffling that out of all the CBs in the league he's picked the 2 who are as bad as Michael Keane

 

[windymiller]

It's utterly baffling that out of all the CBs in the league he's picked the 2 who are as bad as Michael Keane

He's a WUM, he's doing it on purpose.

 

[Thomasc]

He's a WUM, he's doing it on purpose.

Nah

Nobody could keep that level of consistency up for that long being a WUM.

He’s absolutely barking mental, clueless and an absolute bigot.

Benitez out.

 

[Charlie Burnett]

Maybe that's why he has us playing so crap. Would rather be at the barcodes with all that cash

Or just be at a club he loved at

 

[CairnsToffee]

We need another midfielder with mobility and not Longstaff

Watched the toon game, Longstaff is not what we need, ideal for Forest or Derby

He is a massive downgrade on Tom Davies

Swerve!