Glasshalffull
Player Valuation: £10m
'Pr*ck'? Some sort of Freudian slip, methinks.I’ve never seen the other bloke play, but Tarkowski is definitely not worse. He’s not good by any means but I think people under estimate how poor Keane is. He’s the only centre back I’ve ever seen at Everton when just him having possession of the ball from the keeper rolling it out to him is probably more dangerous for us than an opposition player having it. He leathered about five passes miles out of the prick today under no pressure whatsoever. He’s a walking disaster that a lot of our fans have a blind spot about because he seems a nice enough bloke.