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NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £25m
Part of the DCL deal apparently.
TheBlueBlitzer
Player Valuation: £2.5m
We want the brazilain right back from the south american market and becuase we arent sponsored by chang beer no more.
When you hire a man who’s got the football credentials of Kevin Thelwell you don’t question him, you allow him to “cook”.
Somerset Blue
Player Valuation: £8m
I couldn’t take the down along with watching Everton!
I can see whats in it for Trippier. Gets away from the wife that he's split with after doing the dirty on her numerous times, and a new deal that probably brings him up to retirement, when it looks like his legs are gone. Not so sure whats in it for DCL though. If he waits until the summer he gets a bigger wages and bonuses and can go wherever he wants.
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
It really doesn’t matter what country or division they are from, Kev literally just needs to need to tell the entire scouting network to serve up a carbon copy of Elanga and Hudson-Odoi. Job done.
MGW is a lovely footballer (though really annoying, always moaning). But if we did a swap with Forest for those 2 wide players and in return gave them Lindstrom, Harrison, Garner, Beto, Seamus, McNeil and half a dozen of our spare keepers they’d be at risk of getting relegated even with their current points.
Just the threat of their directness and pace (not even particularly tricky) completely changes how the opposition can play.
MGW is a lovely footballer (though really annoying, always moaning). But if we did a swap with Forest for those 2 wide players and in return gave them Lindstrom, Harrison, Garner, Beto, Seamus, McNeil and half a dozen of our spare keepers they’d be at risk of getting relegated even with their current points.
Just the threat of their directness and pace (not even particularly tricky) completely changes how the opposition can play.
Didn’t we try to sign all 3 ?
badloaf
Player Valuation: £2.5m
His preferred clubs might have something to say about that.
YoboCopter
Player Valuation: £50m
Think we all said elanga was crap
Well obviously, I'm guessing PSG and Inter aren't going to be getting their knickers in a twist about him
Verbal Kint
Player Valuation: £35m
These things are most important for Jarg sake