Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[matty1878]

If you don't pay your water bill how do you wash your goolies?

i
buy bottled water

and bleach lots of it

 

[blue to the bone]

Try French

Que ?

 

[matty1878]

sick of thellwell buying cart horses

 

[JLW]

At least he can run quick.

Are we signing Adama Traore without muscles

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Are we signing Adama Traore without muscles

Yes...anything that pushes Harrison closer to the door is a bonus.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

sick of thellwell buying cart horses

You think he'd have a NOSE for a player.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Listen...until he's at FF i wouldn't even bother getting our hopes up.

He absolutely pongs of Fulham.

Or Levy refusing to give up a habit of a lifetime and hoarding a player he doesn’t need just to stop us having him

 

[JLW]

Yes...anything that pushes Harrison closer to the door is a bonus.

This is true

 

[MisterJ]

Que ?

Si

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Or Levy refusing to give up a habit of a lifetime and hoarding a player he doesn’t need just to stop us having him

Here's how it goes.....

Another journo will come out in a few hours and say NO agreement has been reached and there are other teams interested.

Then....Fab Romano will release the tweet saying... HERE WE GO....FULL AGREEMENT REACH FOR NUAMEH BETWEEN LYON AND * insert name *

It's literally eat sleep repeat with us and transfers.

 

[bigstickytoffee]

If you don't pay your water bill how do you wash your goolies?

Your mama!

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Your mama!

Lad...Your Nin cleans his goolies!

Cheeky swine!

 

[T LEAFE]

Just please sign someone who can score goals

 

[T LEAFE]

And someone who can create goal scoring chances

 

[T LEAFE]

Simple