Everton reopen talks with Sam Allardyce

[Walken]

Duncan Ferguson is leaving the coaching staff

love that chewing gum has a hash tag on that

 

[windymiller]

Still dont think Koeman planned our pre season right either. We looked very unfit and under prepared coming into the first competitve games in europe and in the league

Absolutely right, moonhead had to go, he was a disaster. But the board should have had contingency plans in place.

 

[DanEFC92]

Watching our backline in training...

 

[MikeH72]

love that chewing gum has a hash tag on that

It's one of my all time favourite vines. How can you not love him.

 

[nsno-chris]

What’s that in the sky? Is it a beam of light projecting a half-eaten pie onto the underside of those ominous clouds?

It is, you know.

It’s the Sam Signal, beamed from the roof of the Main Stand stairwell.

Farhad Moshiri, the tails of his cashmere overcoat whipping in the wind, the icy rain beading on his glasses, grips the Klieg light and stares to the heavens.

‘Do you think he’ll come?’ whispers Steve Walsh, huddled from the elements in his [Poor language removed] Leicester Kenny coat.

‘He’ll come,’ says Moshiri, jaw set sternly. ‘He always comes.’

And indeed, Sam Allardyce, the corpulent carpet-bagger, has made himself a very wealthy man by cultivating his image as the only game in town for struggling Premier League teams.

Everton are certainly one of those, and if the latest reports are to be believed, of all the avaricious opportunists putting themselves in the frame for one of the biggest jobs in Britain, and probably one of the best-paid in world football, Allardyce is set to be the one who comes up holding the Goodison golden ticket.

What an absolute embarrassment that is.

He wasn’t suitable the other week, but on the strength of a couple of performances – admittedly horrific ones – a ‘relegation specialist’ is the only answer to our predicament.

For [Poor language removed]’s sake. What a crushing lack of imagination and vision that shows.

Even worse than giving Allardyce the job full time is giving him, or indeed anyone, a contract until the end of the season. That just creates more uncertainty and more turmoil, and almost certainly a load of short-sighted signings in January that may be enough to earn the manager a massive ‘survival bonus’ but will leave even more [Poor language removed] for the summer’s full-time appointment – presumably some louche foreign sort – to try and deal with.

‘But he’s trying to get us to play football on the deck – these players weren’t used to that after playing under Sam’.

You know the script. It’s played out plenty of times.

So anyway, Everton, the School of Science, are reduced to begging for the services of a disgraced England manager who did well with that hateful Bolton Wanderers and, most importantly, ‘has never been relegated.’

What a claim to [Poor language removed] fame.

Like being proud that you’ve never bummed dogs. Okay, that’s arguably worse, but having never been relegated it’s quite hard to compare.

Seriously, how can giving millions of pounds to that [Poor language removed]-shirted, narcissistic, bully-beef gobshite be the only option?

Absolutely ridiculous.

Every mention of the tit makes Sean Dyche, the manager off the fish counter, seem more like Marcelo Lippi.



Absoluetly spot on.

Spot on

 

[Connor]

If he has sacked Ferguson then he has my full support and I am truly sorry for every bad word I've said, Sam.

 

[Jamiednm]

If he keeps us in the Premier League, I’m on board. That’s all that matters this season - retaining Prem status.

 

[COYBL25]

Duncan Ferguson is leaving the coaching staff

Smokey Mo's Stars and Stripes.

Gary'd off his head.

Not bad for a fat arl fella full of pie and gravy

 

[MikeH72]

Smokey Mo's Stars and Stripes.

Gary'd off his head.

Not bad for a fat arl fella.

It's getting posted every time we win a game and I'm norrarsed.

 

[kenada_blue]

What’s that in the sky? Is it a beam of light projecting a half-eaten pie onto the underside of those ominous clouds?

It is, you know.

It’s the Sam Signal, beamed from the roof of the Main Stand stairwell.

Farhad Moshiri, the tails of his cashmere overcoat whipping in the wind, the icy rain beading on his glasses, grips the Klieg light and stares to the heavens.

‘Do you think he’ll come?’ whispers Steve Walsh, huddled from the elements in his [Poor language removed] Leicester Kenny coat.

‘He’ll come,’ says Moshiri, jaw set sternly. ‘He always comes.’

And indeed, Sam Allardyce, the corpulent carpet-bagger, has made himself a very wealthy man by cultivating his image as the only game in town for struggling Premier League teams.

Everton are certainly one of those, and if the latest reports are to be believed, of all the avaricious opportunists putting themselves in the frame for one of the biggest jobs in Britain, and probably one of the best-paid in world football, Allardyce is set to be the one who comes up holding the Goodison golden ticket.

What an absolute embarrassment that is.

He wasn’t suitable the other week, but on the strength of a couple of performances – admittedly horrific ones – a ‘relegation specialist’ is the only answer to our predicament.

For [Poor language removed]’s sake. What a crushing lack of imagination and vision that shows.

Even worse than giving Allardyce the job full time is giving him, or indeed anyone, a contract until the end of the season. That just creates more uncertainty and more turmoil, and almost certainly a load of short-sighted signings in January that may be enough to earn the manager a massive ‘survival bonus’ but will leave even more [Poor language removed] for the summer’s full-time appointment – presumably some louche foreign sort – to try and deal with.

‘But he’s trying to get us to play football on the deck – these players weren’t used to that after playing under Sam’.

You know the script. It’s played out plenty of times.

So anyway, Everton, the School of Science, are reduced to begging for the services of a disgraced England manager who did well with that hateful Bolton Wanderers and, most importantly, ‘has never been relegated.’

What a claim to [Poor language removed] fame.

Like being proud that you’ve never bummed dogs. Okay, that’s arguably worse, but having never been relegated it’s quite hard to compare.

Seriously, how can giving millions of pounds to that [Poor language removed]-shirted, narcissistic, bully-beef gobshite be the only option?

Absolutely ridiculous.

Every mention of the tit makes Sean Dyche, the manager off the fish counter, seem more like Marcelo Lippi.



Absoluetly spot on.

Koeman and Walsh were entrusted with £200million to take us forward. They massacred the squad. That's where the damage is.

Foaming at the fact Allardyce is coming in to fix a mess doesn't realise how bad we are.

 

[ijjysmith]

You can have my two and all.

This is great.

 

[Undisputed_blue]

Wasn't Martinez bustin' his moves in the year he was sacked? Not a good omen. Fat Sam isn't a fit in any case unless Everton wants to remain a bottom six side fighting relegation each year. We run the risk of losing our best players and an influx of bang average footballers in the mould of Fat Sam.

 

[Connor]

This is great.

This offer is now on hold if he has sacked Ferguson.

 

[coollino]

The smug Big Sam post match interviews are a work of art.

 

[Walken]

It's one of my all time favourite vines. How can you not love him.

the good news is, he's coming in time for the xmas parteeeeeeeeeeeey