The stars at aligning … Broja deal collapses , Maupay wages freed up, both clubs need PSR “adjustments” , DCL won’t sign ….
We are going to swap them, both players will get their 150k a week contracts … and we wil be trying to swap/sell broja in 4 years time when he’s in exactly the same situation as DCL is now
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
Yeah the issue with that is that most modern day strikers are not target men and they don't want the ball pinged in at chest/head height. Loads of players don't even want to head the ball at all anymore tbf (Obvious reasons)
We end up buying a player like Beto who is physically the right profile but who actually wants it knocked long to run on too. Virtually no other team in any of the top 5 leagues sets up and executes their gameplan like we do it's ridiculously outdated and easy to play against, it's killing us atm.
Where’s that dumb and dumber meme d we hen you need it
Unsworth has a lot to answer for
Somerset Blue
Player Valuation: £8m
Mangala and that’s our lot then.
Supposedly Leicester after Fofana as well.
We've had much better strikers sit in the stands injured for the majority of the season than him
Sweet baby Jesus …
It that made me laugh out loud briefly… then I paused and realised how realistic this scenario may be …. I don’t find it funny anymore
ToffeeScot
Player Valuation: £8m
Should fit in. He's probably met a load of fat middle aged Liverpudlian women scouring his country for a toyboy.
Would have been a good loan that one.. to old and expensive to buy but he would walk into our team and instantly become our best attacker