Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[matty1878]

@ForeverBlue92 got obliterated by @MikeH72, the usual crap he talks and then being torpedoed by the vaults

@Bakayoko Stracqualursi seems very insecure with Dom and is trying his hardest to get this Calvert-Zoolander thing trending

@matty1878 has been relatively normal, I’m personally waiting till 11pm though.

Dom seems to be the biggest talking point today

Pretty crap day in all honesty

 

[MikeH72]

Right, so we’ve had the dildo in the ear and Odemwingie in the car park. We just need Harry Redknapp hanging out the window of his Range Rover to complete the transfer window crap banter bingo.

Don’t forget some cheeky Jim White yellow tie banter for the lads hahahaha

 

[DanB90]

Don’t forget some cheeky Jim White yellow tie banter for the lads hahahaha

Tell ye what though! That Natalie Sawyer eh!

I’d wear that like a ‘kin mask hahahaha!

LADS!
LADS!
LADS!

 

[matty1878]

Tell ye what though! That Natalie Sawyer eh!

I’d wear that like a ‘kin mask hahahaha!

LADS!
LADS!
LADS!

she’s mine

 

[Victus]

Guess Bobble said nothing of value?

 

[Giraffe_Baker]

no goals in the team
no pace in the team
no hope for anything other than a real struggle

Same as last year and we got 48 points if you want to be glass half full.

 

[Bakayoko Stracqualursi]

@ForeverBlue92 got obliterated by @MikeH72, the usual crap he talks and then being torpedoed by the vaults

@Bakayoko Stracqualursi seems very insecure with Dom and is trying his hardest to get this Calvert-Zoolander thing trending

@matty1878 has been relatively normal, I’m personally waiting till 11pm though.

Dom seems to be the biggest talking point today

Pretty crap day in all honest

@ForeverBlue92 got obliterated by @MikeH72, the usual crap he talks and then being torpedoed by the vaults

@Bakayoko Stracqualursi seems very insecure with Dom and is trying his hardest to get this Calvert-Zoolander thing trending

@matty1878 has been relatively normal, I’m personally waiting till 11pm though.

Dom seems to be the biggest talking point today

Pretty crap day in all honesty

Calvert-Zoolander is brilliant. He's scored so many goals and assists. So many shots on target. We should build our whole attack around him for another 5 seasons. The whole team and all the fans should wear girl's clothes to get behind him because of his excellent return for all the circle jerkery his tiny cult indulge in. Poll asap

 

[Melchizedek]

So nobody with any talent whats to come and play for Dyche.

How strange.

No need for talent when we have lads that run hard. Go Dwighty, show em lad

 

[GambianToffee]

I am not shocked or annoyed at the lack of movement today

But I am very disappointed with the business earlier in the window.

Pace and attacking threat were the clear weakness in the team. Everybody knew it. It couldn't have been more clear. But yet again it hasn't been addressed properly.

We didn't prioritise the key positions again.

The good news is that we spent most of our budget on a shiny new CB to sit on the bench, though.

 

[hktoffee]

Probably will only loan Holgate out. Just make sure the loan cannot be terminated in January.

 

[GoldenToffee]

We goeth with that what we already hath. ​

 

[14_dollars]

Guess Bobble said nothing of value?

 

[matty1878]

We goeth with that what we already hath. ​

 

[matty1878]

close this thread @GrandOldTeam
and then if was to be surprised

RE open for scenes!

 

[Sussex]

So things are looking up? Right?