Tony’s Carp
Player Valuation: £50m
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Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
please don’t, only getting over the fans desire to see Lee Trundle or Robert Earnshaw here
We seem to be trying to form a team composed of players with unpronouncable names. Commentators will hate us.
They already do...... hope we don't have to hear Hinchcliffe again next year.....
Lee trundle was an absolute baller to be fair.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
Just lacked any pace whatsoever which is kind of a thing for team sports but yeah very, very skillful individual.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
I could be wrong but with myko’s dodgy injuries lately and young needing assistance with a walking stick to move it seems like 9 mil for Sergio Gomes is a pretty cheap deal and would have been a good signing for us
Seen some of his goals from when he went into non-league after he “retired”?
Could play LB and LM. Would have loved him. Cheap as chips. Well maybe chips down south.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
I’ll be fair to Jaden those images look AI generated. Fake news. And they are also doxxing license plates. More fake newz
The pics are on his agents Instagram story. He’s definitely in Barcelona. Just whether to talk to them or fake interest remains to be seen.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
No way. That is wild.
Suitcase full of egg mayo butties and a carton of Ribena.
Blue peter
Player Valuation: £35m
Next signing must be a mobility scooter