Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[Neiler]

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Oh hello.

Tim and Lesley anchoring the midfield. Lovely couple, stay just down the road, have them round for a barbecue once a year.

 

[DanB90]

(Ugochukwu Ugochukwu Ugochukwu)
I CAN’T STOP THIS FEELIN’
Deep inside of me
Girl you just don’t realise
What you do to me

 

[Neiler]

On loan.

 

[MisterJ]

Don't blame him, far to young to play in the retirement league

 

[Victus]

People can't even spell Doucoures name, they're cabbaged with this one.

 

[DanB90]

Can’t believe they’re still trying to make Saudi pro league a thing.

Spent a shitload on star names and marketing and still play in empty stadiums.

Has anyone here genuinely watched a Saudi pro league game?

 

[Victus]

Go on Andre, go to Saudi and get us that bag.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

On loan.

Another name for the Park End Da's to choke on.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

But can we interest you in an Abdoulaye Doucoure?

 

[COYBL25]

Another name for the Park End Da's to choke on.

He’d just be known as Les.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

He’d just be known as Les.

Or Ugo

 

[MikeH72]

Can we loan James Rodriguez please?

Love to see him back here

Lads, he didn’t have the legs for the Premier League 4 years ago. There’s a reason he’s been playing in part time leagues since then. He’s 33 years old, let it go.

 

[buskwhi2]

Oh hello.

Very good player. Is he not another who is best suited as an attacking midfielder?

 

[MikeH72]

Very good player. Is he not another who is best suited as an attacking midfielder?

No. I think you may be thinking of Chukwuemeka.