Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[ToffeeTim]

I'm down for a friendly wager to all interested parties that Grealish has 10 assists in the league this coming season

That wouldn't mean he had a good season. A good season for him would be contributing to a title or CL win. That's why he was signed for £100m

It's easy to get assists in that side when you pass it square and De Bruyne lashes one in from 25 yards.

 

[steven]

Seriously wtf is going on?

Potential for an epic Rondon/Rodon chant here.

 

[YoboCopter]

Bearing in mind who he would most likely be passing to, 10 would pretty rubbish.

Consisdering only two players got more than 10 this season i find it strange you consider it rubbish

That would be the same as saying mane was rubbish becsuse he didnt come in top two scoring charts

 

[TheBigIguana]

Bearing in mind who he would most likely be passing to, 10 would pretty rubbish.

That wouldn't mean he had a good season. A good season for him would be contributing to a title or CL win. That's why he was signed for £100m

It's easy to get assists in that side when you pass it square and De Bruyne lashes one in from 25 yards.

Come on guys you can't be all "he stinks" and then be concerned that he actually might not. I knew this was coming though.

I’ll take that.
Case of Natty Boh?

You're on!

 

[allen]

Seriously wtf is going on?

Levy is carpet bombing us with his ludicrous rumours in the hope we'll just crack and give him whatever he wants.

 

[Pat Butcher]

Seriously wtf is going on?

We should all get our Spurs shirts ready

 

[blueblue]

…you have this thing about him not being able to ‘join in’ how City play, but I’m certain he’d be much more effective for them than Grealish. When City were 2 down in the last game of the season against Villa, they left £100m Grealish on the bench as an unused substitute.

Zinchenko has been involved in 128 games for City over the last five season in all competitions. When you think of the quality in that squad that is no small thing.

What I don't understand is why City would consider selling him.

 

[blueblue]

Rodon is decent. Never really given a chance at ours. Not sure why.

I think all of these stories just emphasise that nobody has a clue what is happening. The media are systematically working their way through both squads.

 

[Goat]

Zinchenko has been involved in 128 games for City over the last five season in all competitions. When you think of the quality in that squad that is no small thing.

What I don't understand is why City would consider selling him.

Rumour has it he wants out to get a starting place somewhere, and Pep NEVER keeps anybody as soon as they ask to leave.

 

[Yid4life]

We should all get our Spurs shirts ready

I've got a few available if you need XL.

That reminds me, I heard that a psychic dwarf has escaped from prison. Police have warned there is a small medium at large.

 

[JLW]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

It’s never ending hahahaha



Have we signed Spurs scout by any chance this is ridiculous now

 

[MikeH72]

I've got a few available if you need XL.

That reminds me, I heard that a psychic dwarf has escaped from prison. Police have warned there is a small medium at large.

Why was Levy in prison?

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

What I don't understand is why City would consider selling him.

Maybe he wants even more first-team football, especially in his favoured position.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

It’s never ending hahahaha



Have signed Spurs scout by any chance this is ridiculous now

Bill’s just going to turn up with a van and Levy can load all his unwanted junk into the back.

 

[GoldenToffee]

It never rains but it pours. The life of supporting Everton. Depressing. What's even the point.