Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[blue to the bone]

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

If we sign Anana, Coady, Gueye and a decent striker I’ll be happy.

I'd prefer Onana but ok...

 

[Blue_in_london]

City have played without a “number 9” for years, as have Liverpool. Best two teams in the land. We ourselves had a decent run with no striker under Moyes.

We’re signing players mate, maybe knock the cryarsing on the head for a bit?

...feeling a bit sensitive today?

 

[ProZ]

@ForeverBlue92

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Reminds me of Richard Wright injuring himself falling out of his attic or something! Surely he could have sent the wife up to preserve himself?!

Didn't Dave Beasant injure himself by dropping a bottle of salad cream on his toe?

 

[ToffeeDevil]

If we sign Anana, Coady, Gueye and a decent striker I’ll be happy.

ananas?

 

[nsno-chris]

Did he know where the badge was this time??

Reckon he’s massively confused though; he just left a team that plays in claret and blue for a team that plays in claret and blue. His head is gonna explode

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Did he know where the badge was this time??

Reckon he’s massively confused though; he just left a team that plays in claret and blue for a team that plays in claret and blue. His head is gonna explode

Get on him at the bookies to sign for Villa next season.

 

[nsno-chris]

Get on him at the bookies to sign for Villa next season.

He’d think he’d entered some weird multiverse if that happened.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

@ForeverBlue92

Had to lock meself in the bogs for half hour don't want the little lad seeing his arl man in tears

 

[Johnnytotal]

Who's scoring the goals boys?

 

[jinkyali]

Cornet in London meeting Moyes

Oh

 

[RomanReigns]

Cornet was fuming when Michael Jackson informed him that he was not a loan and now he will be even angrier when he finds out he is going to be blowing bubbles

 

[Frenk]

ananas?

Jason Lee?

 

[MikeH72]

Had to lock meself in the bogs for half hour don't want the little lad seeing his arl man in tears

Not a chance you’ve procreated.