Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[buddy]

More names mentioned than in Katie Price's "shag, marry, avoid diary

If you were a man and you posted that you would be band for so many reasons ,i think it's disgusting [BUT TALK DIRTY AGAIN]

 

[billyblue80]

Guirassy been left out of Rennais squad, seems likely he’s gonna be the new striker

Fingers crossed no Joyce or Bobble yet to confirm

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Moise Kean fee?

Possibly...

 

[TheBigIguana]

I see a lot of names. Are any of them real?

 

[Tommy.]

I see a lot of names. Are any of them real?

You're going to have to be a bit more specific there, champ.

 

[Bulgarian toffee]

I really can' t understand all this fuss about the Watford trio. I wached both their games this season and I was not that impressed. Denis was good against Sheffield United and absolutely anonymous against West Brom. I am not convinced that he wiil do well in the PL woth the work rate he demonstrated.
Talking about workrate - that of Joao Pedro is great. Gave his all in both games. However, I am not convinced by his skill level. It is far from Richarlison's.
Sarr did ok in both games , scored a worldie against West Brom, but I am under the impression that he is too much hit and miss.
Overall, I will not be too much concerned if we don' t go for any of them. 20 million for Denis is too much. Indeed 20 million will be too much for anyone of them, me thinks.

 

[maccavennie]

I see a lot of names. Are any of them real?

They're all real people Big Ig, it's just whether we end up signing them

 

[lancs blue]

Guirassy been left out of Rennais squad, seems likely he’s gonna be the new striker

Is this the lineup

 

[lancs blue]

I wanted Ajorque - solely for the reason he’s 6’5” over any actual knowledge of the player though tbf

Minas that height but used as a hat stand these days

 

[Llyrap]

No because he’s absolutely terrible.

I always thought he was terrible but then when he played for Denmark in the Euros he was a pain in the ass. Not a goal scorer but tricky. A bit like Jimenez.

 

[ChesterBlue]

Minas that height but used as a hat stand these days

I just like a big lad up front, especially if we’ll have McNeil swinging crosses at them

 

[Brownie]

I think Braithwaite's alright. Would be decent backup, but is another one who's better out wide. Also 31 and on big wages.

 

[lancs blue]

I just like a big lad up front, especially if we’ll have McNeil swinging crosses at them

Look at Brett Angell. Spent his time looking for his contact lenses

I know what you mean though. Looks like we'll not be playing two up front anyvtime soon.

Height vs pace.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

More names mentioned than in Katie Price's "shag, marry, avoid diary

Have you met @ForeverBlue92?

He knows all about this sort of thing.

 

[Bigduke1234]

This. Occam's razor springs to mind.

I know we all want to believe that the likes of Alli, Rondon, Gomes, etc, will come good because they used to have quality and/or they're nice guys but the reality is they're just crap. In Rondon's case in particular he spent the last productive years of his career in a farmer's league and is now off the pace in the PL to an extent that a player of his age can't realistically expect to recover from.

Lol, I once had someone cite Occam’s razor as a scientific rebuttal. Unfortunately, it likely holds true in both that context and this.