Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[tellmema]

He clearly wasn't expecting that finger.....



Nobody likes to be pointed at.

Your dirty minds... Tut tut.

 

[BluePaul86]

Why the hell would we be after 31 year old Raul Jimenez?

Cos uncle Farhad said so

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Heads falling off because of a cryptic tweet from some blag artist. Transfer window GOT at its finest.

 

[tellmema]

You'll never guess where Thelwell used to work at.

Neto? Or was it Lidl.....

 

[Dixie1sixty]

It's Podence.

 

[kenada_blue]

Jimenez the new Maupay...who was the new Che Adams...who was the new Batshuayi.

We're defo getting some random no one has heard of.

 

[Davekknowsnothing]

Not Naismith or Jelavic?

Were they hotheads ?‍

 

[Bluemersey]

Jimenez the new Maupay...who was the new Che Adams...who was the new Batshuayi.

We're defo getting some random no one has heard of.

Jimenez the new Maupay...who was the new Che Adams...who was the new Batshuayi.

We're defo getting some random no one has heard of.

I'd never heard of omar niasse or Gbamin or Moise keane

 

[Bluemersey]

I'd never heard of omar niasse or Gbamin or Moise keane

And wish I still hadn't

 

[dulle]

This thread has been infected by a Wolves virus. I demand that we stop doing business with Wolves this transfer window.??


Hmmm.. we can sell Gomes to them, though..?

 

[billyblue80]

Checking down the backs of sofas for a few pennies to put towards some bang average striker

 

[Zeitgeist]

It's Podence.

Incompodence maybe

Jokes aside I wouldn't mind that, Podence is a player

 

[Hogwild]

Did we ever get any money for that Moise Keane or is that just another screwed up deal?

Nope - he is still out on loan.

Strikers at Club = 2
Strikers out on loan =3

 

[billyblue80]

Hwang or Neto would be alright

 

[billyblue80]

Nope - he is still out on loan.

Strikers at Club = 2
Strikers out on loan =3

Fit strikers at the club up to EPL level: 0