Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[ProZ]

Emeli’s iq must be like 87.

We are talking about a woman with hair like the top of a sheperds pie, what do you think.

 

[neil999]

We are talking about a woman with hair like the top of a sheperds pie, what do you think.

She's a legend

 

[hktoffee]

We are talking about a woman with hair like the top of a sheperds pie, what do you think.

?

 

[blue to the bone]

They taking the pee here ?

 

[Lanolin]

4 goals from 5 games projects out to 30 over 38 games, and that's with no recognized striker.

I would feel a lot more comfortable if we added a starting forward that is likely to create five more than Gray, or an AM that is likely to create five extra goals, but this lot should have 40 in them given average injury luck. What makes me a little edgy is the fact that we have a history of lowrolling on injuries, which is why I would like to see a little headroom.

We'll also have to tighten up defensively. I know people say we already have but when you have the problems scoring that we do you need to keep a fair few clean sheets and we've not managed one yet. There's a lot of improving to do, hopefully we get the signings we need to help us do it.

 

[allen]

Emeli Sande on SSN just asked are we bigger than Brighton and Hove Albion.

"Bigger" and "better" aren't interchangeable, but they are often treated like they are.

 

[JLW]

Chuck, Kudus, and Broja would be a fantastic end to the window

 

[MikeH72]

Chuck, Kudus, and Broja would be a fantastic end to the window

I predict 0/3 of those will happen.

 

[DanB90]

We are talking about a woman with hair like the top of a sheperds pie, what do you think.

I don’t watch SSN that much any more, but I’m struggling to see what connection she has to football.

Or do they regularly have singers who haven’t been relevant for about 7 years on?

 

[allen]

Chuck, Kudus, and Broja would be a fantastic end to the window

I'd be happy enough with one of those. Three seems beyond possibility to me.

 

[Martin Alvito]

We'll also have to tighten up defensively. I know people say we already have but when you have the problems scoring that we do you need to keep a fair few clean sheets and we've not managed one yet. There's a lot of improving to do, hopefully we get the signings we need to help us do it.

At the rate we're conceding, the distribution is very likely to start favoring us eventually. Adding Gana and Garner should help quite a bit, because the back line and Pickford should be under a lot less pressure.

 

[DanB90]

“Join us after the break for more deadline day madness where we’ll be joined by Seal and Lee from Blue.”

 

[Professor Toffee]

Why has James Garner not got his own thread?
Will he be called Rocky ( only 60 somethings will understand!)

 

[allen]

I don’t watch SSN that much any more, but I’m struggling to see what connection she has to football.

Or do they regularly have singers who haven’t been relevant for about 7 years on?

That's Lianne Sanderson.

 

[JLW]

I predict 0/3 of those will happen.

I predict 1 maybe 2