Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Noisy noise annoys]

Gonna need 10 goals each from Gordon, Gray and McNeil, then. Sigh.

Maupay, dom, Onana and possibly another forward

 

[GoldenToffee]

Wolves finished 10th scoring 38 goals?!?!?!?

Lucky. Well need close to 40 goals then. Who is getting them? DCL and Maupay 15 each, and 10 amongst the rest? We'll be lucky.

 

[MikeH72]

Maupay, dom, Onana and possibly another forward

There will be no other forwards.

 

[hktoffee]

 

[zook]

Ok then 30 between them. Cos we'll need 50-odd goals to get the points we need. Gonna be tough.

We only scored 45 the season we finished 4th.

 

[MikeH72]

Lucky. Well need close to 40 goals then. Who is getting them? Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Maupay 15 each, and 10 amongst the rest? We'll be lucky.

Brighton finished 9th scoring 42 goals??!?!?!?!

 

[Azza]

What time does the window close?

It doesn't close, it slams shut!

 

[The T-Dex]

This kid is proper hilariously bad at footy.

Yeah that might have been the most uninspiring thing I've ever seen.
He's Altidore levels of bad.

 

[MikeH72]

We only scored 45 the season we finished 4th.

Only the top 8 scored over 50 goals last season.

 

[Azza]

 

[GrandOldTeam]

 

[GoldenToffee]

Brighton finished 9th scoring 42 goals??!?!?!?!

Stop asking questions. We don't even have 39 goals in our squad, not even close.

 

[Julio Ananas]

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OFFICIAL: João Pedro has confirmed he is staying at Watford. (Source:
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[Jay]

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

What a time to be alive.