Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Shevin Keedy]

Starting to sweat here.

 

[blueconverse]

Melissa Reddy is literally in a job because of her looks. Absolute airhead and a voice like nails on a chalkboard

 

[carolinablue232]

Thats my wifes favorite player for some reason, she says he always shoots and hits the back of the net.

He’s a real poacher. Never scores from outside the box.

 

[Connor]

God only knows what the Chilean women feel

They feel... a lot

 

[Buckers]

Haven’t watched Sky Sports News for absolutely ages. Who’s this Asian lass now on? Christ it’s like pulling teeth listening to her talk ?

That’s not why she is there.

 

[Bluemersey]

She's South African mate

Ticking there equality boxes mate, doesn't matter these days if they are clueless

 

[ZissouBlue]

I'm just checking here.... There is no links to Everton going for a last min boja deal... This is just fans putting things together as they've signed 2 or 3 players today

Seems to be yeah. He was definitely linked earlier in the window, and it would make sense with Auba coming in that he'd be available. But yeah just 2+2 for now.

 

[bluejohn66]

Haven’t watched Sky Sports News for absolutely ages. Who’s this Asian lass now on? Christ it’s like pulling teeth listening to her talk ?

She's terrible !!

 

[Buckers]

Haven’t watched Sky Sports News for absolutely ages. Who’s this Asian lass now on? Christ it’s like pulling teeth listening to her talk ?

The average middle aged man to hot young girl ratio is outrageous ?

 

[Lee Smith]

She's South African mate

That will explain the hybrid accent! Parents are of south Asian heritage surely? And anyway, I still don’t know who she is ?

 

[bluelegend]

Haven’t watched Sky Sports News for absolutely ages. Who’s this Asian lass now on? Christ it’s like pulling teeth listening to her talk ?

It's Sadio Mane's bird.

 

[Yarrgh]

Maybe there won't be a forward and we're just waiting for Andros Townsend to come back?

Boards of Canada?

 

[Martin Alvito]

The average middle aged man to hot young girl ratio is outrageous ?

Sounds like a Murdoch network.

 

[Bluemersey]

Haven’t watched Sky Sports News for absolutely ages. Who’s this Asian lass now on? Christ it’s like pulling teeth listening to her talk ?

Similar, I haven't watched match of the day since last season so no ideawho they have as presenters

That will explain the hybrid accent! Parents are of south Asian heritage surely? And anyway, I still don’t know who she is ?

She sounds like a blokes nightmare, one of those high maintenance types ?

 

[Billy Dean]

It's Sadio Mane's bird.

She's also a huge kopite. Used to write for the Anfield Wrap before she got onto ESPN and then Sky