Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Starting to sweat here.

 

[Jamiednm]

The average middle aged man to hot young girl ratio is outrageous ?

It's weird how they keep her in the chill out area too. She's not allowed at the main desk with the men.

 

[Lee Smith]

She's also a huge kopite. Used to write for the Anfield Wrap before she got onto ESPN and then Sky

Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike her any more…

 

[Buckers]

If that’s aubameyang agreed does that mean we get Broja now?

 

[n01efc]

If that’s aubameyang agreed does that mean we get Broja now?

Yes I hope so

 

[Kylito]

One Chelsea striker out the door

 

[Jebus_lives]

It's done . Just arranging for these lads to do the announcement video.

They do this, it cuts away to London, big Ben strikes 11 and it lights up blue, and Brereton Diaz face is projected onto the clock face.

Cut back to the dancing Chileans who part and reveal Ben in his Everton top. He steps forward and declares "up the Toffees" with an uppercut.

 

[stretford blue]

Batshuayi going to forest is that 20 new players that's rolling the dice for sure

 

[ZissouBlue]

One Chelsea striker out the door

They're actually mad

 

[Bez2k2k]

Melissa Reddy is literally in a job because of her looks. Absolute airhead and a voice like nails on a chalkboard

Yeah I was thinking that. When she talks in like oh my god shut up. Seems as if she’s making stuff up as she goes, she pauses everytime she says a word, very annoying. Fit though.

 

[Saaby]

Batshuayi going to forest is that 20 new players that's rolling the dice for sure

If they get relegated they will be in massive trouble.

 

[Encoder]

You mean Azul, right?

 

[Goat]

One Chelsea striker out the door

Do Forest know they can only name 25 players?

 

[Mozza1987]

After Garner why do I feel we might still get 2 more. Crazy I know

 

[Bebeto]

Batshuayi going to forest is that 20 new players that's rolling the dice for sure

Probably a cheap deal...