Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
Champions League here we come. No doubt they'll whip out the BREAKING NEWS banner on the OS just to excite and then deflate us all.
Your sarcasm is pointless; what's wrong with us spending a tiny few pennies looking for talent for the future? Do you think signing him means it's one less senior player we'll go for?
Have a night off lad.