Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Efcjake]

Question, I know this has -1,000,000% chance of happening, but if Real came in and offered us straight swap Bale for Lukaku, would you accept?

So he can set up Kone? Nar thanks.

 

[davek]

IF...theyd get Stones? Did you speculate that in mind

Plus £50M it'd cushion the blow.

 

[alpha1]

Just got Deulofeu sorted and now I'm having trouble with Shania Taharishi, can't handle any more

We need to sign more players with easy names like John Stones!
That's the main reason I like him if I'm honest.

 

[sheedys left foot]

Just got Deulofeu sorted and now I'm having trouble with Shania Taharishi, can't handle any more

Shania Tara-he-she from what I can gather

 

[evertony]

Boyko

Coleman, Stones, Shawcross, Garbutt

Rooney, Besic, Barkley

Deulofeu, Lukaku, Yarmolenko

There's our team sorted out for the next 5-6 years.

Will Wayne be playing in a wheel chair or will they be adding blades to his Zimmer?

 

[meagher94]

Boyko

Coleman, Stones, Shawcross, Garbutt

Rooney, Besic, Barkley

Deulofeu, Lukaku, Yarmolenko

There's our team sorted out for the next 5-6 years.

Every game would be about 7-6.

 

[jinkyali]

Remember when he was the 'real deal' but Barkley would supposedly get 'found out'. Then it was Raheem 'best young player in Europe' Sterling was going to dominate the World Cup whilst Ross 'wasn't ready' to start. Now it's flavour of the month Dele Alli 'is better than Barkley'.

They'll all admit it one day when Ross is bossing it for England and Everton every game that he is by far better than the current sky approved wannabes.

Ross is just magical. Beautiful to watch when in possession.

 

[blue61]

Been told we are looking at a Swedish right back who is available as a free agent.

Martin Lorentzson is his name, never heard of him but if it's cover while Coleman is out it will do as a short term solution.

You mean Mark Lawrenson don't you? I'm calling Yew Tree.

 

[RomanReigns]

Adebeyor anyone?

offer him 25k, give him a chance to revitalise his career and form a formidable strike partnership with Lukaku

two giants up front with strength, pace and great hold up play will be tough to deal with for any team.

could be the new yorke and cole?

 

[ijjysmith]

Adebeyor anyone?

offer him 25k, give him a chance to revitalise his career and form a formidable strike partnership with Lukaku

two giants up front with strength, pace and great hold up play will be tough to deal with for any team.

could be the new yorke and cole?

Good lord

 

[neil999]

Adebeyor anyone?

offer him 25k, give him a chance to revitalise his career and form a formidable strike partnership with Lukaku

two giants up front with strength, pace and great hold up play will be tough to deal with for any team.

could be the new yorke and cole?

but they are completely different players to yorke and cole?

 

[Toast]

Adebeyor anyone?

offer him 25k, give him a chance to revitalise his career and form a formidable strike partnership with Lukaku

two giants up front with strength, pace and great hold up play will be tough to deal with for any team.

could be the new yorke and cole?

I've heard Eto'o is available again.

 

[bitter-no-better]

Adebeyor anyone?

offer him 25k, give him a chance to revitalise his career and form a formidable strike partnership with Lukaku

two giants up front with strength, pace and great hold up play will be tough to deal with for any team.

could be the new yorke and cole?

id rather have a bi whore than adebeyor

 

[evertony]

i will take Januzaj on loan every day to play on our left instead of Cleverly or Osman since Mirallas is not good enough in Martinez's eyes
that lad is a Deulefeu light and in my books that is good enough

Why would you want a lightweight waster over Tom Cleverley? Cleverley has been very tidy every game he's played, and has a great work ethic. Januzaj is the polar opposite.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Adebeyor anyone?

offer him 25k, give him a chance to revitalise his career and form a formidable strike partnership with Lukaku

two giants up front with strength, pace and great hold up play will be tough to deal with for any team.

could be the new yorke and cole?

err.... no.