Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Efcjake]

I have a feeling I may have swooped down too soon.

I have just woke up. I see things have gone as expected.


So Monday then lads?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Did he see who the player was ffs?

Never mind that, what type of sarnies were they?

 

[ultra]

We'll go with what we've got.

Was there a single more depressing line than this when the window slammed shut?

 

[JammyP]

Echo transfer rumour yesterday (so sure to be wrong) -
And finally, some gossip from Turkey, as Ozan Tufan is said to prefer a move to Goodison Park. Fanatik claim Everton, along with Manchester United, Liverpool and Tottenham, are interested in a player heralded as 'the next Yaya Toure'. But they believe the Turkish international wants to link up with Ronald Koeman."

 

[Brendan Janus]

We'll go with what we've got.

Yeh, let's hang on to what we've got, don't let go, because we've got a lot !!

 

[ggooggooggoo]

ffs.

that wasnt posted by me

 

[Connor]

They're was a translator 3 officials in suits and 2 players........players were on their phones whislt the rest were talking, one of the players looked like a tall leon osman

BLOODY HELL.

 

[Zatara]

@stelex15 @Angel Delight

Apologies as i cant remember who stated that @The Esk was only posting positive info so people believed him.

In fact he also posted that he thought Stones would be gone, not due to the huge rumours of likelihood but due to the STCC regulations this season. Thats an interesting thread which you should read.

 

[Connor]

that wasnt posted by me

I know mate, just tryna have a joke.

Enjoying this.

 

[Bungle]

They're was a translator 3 officials in suits and 2 players........players were on their phones whislt the rest were talking, one of the players looked like a tall leon osman

Probably on his phone grassing someone up then

 

[Caolam]

I have just moved into a new house and I am doing the decorating myself, I thought what a great feeling of satisfaction I will have when I am sitting in a perfectly finished home with everything done the way Mrs Caolam orders. Spent this morning putting up Venetian Blinds, they are wooden and had to be cut to fit. Just going to do some underscoring now.
You all will be wondering what all this has to do with the Everton transfer thread; having all this work to do is keeping me from going mental about the lack of activity and all the rumours flying about.
I see Leicester City are now in for Witsel.
Next week before any signings, I will have two more rooms done before we buy anyone.

 

[Bluerifleman]

Let them follow David Koresk all the way to Waco where he will massacre them all, and finally we will have our forum back.

lots of people just turned up at Finch Farm............might be nothing

Here's hoping that there's a link

 

[ToffeeDoug]

the esk is in that boardroom, disguised as a chair

I'd rather we could stretch to a plant.

 

[Ashtonian]

I have a feeling I may have swooped down too soon.

Lol you have been played by the game son!

 

[Nymzee]

I have just moved into a new house and I am doing the decorating myself, I thought what a great feeling of satisfaction I will have when I am sitting in a perfectly finished home with everything done the way Mrs Caolam orders. Spent this morning putting up Venetian Blinds, they are wooden and had to be cut to fit. Just going to do some underscoring now.
You all will be wondering what all this has to do with the Everton transfer thread; having all this work to do is keeping me from going mental about the lack of activity and all the rumours flying about.
I see Leicester City are now in for Witsel.
Next week before any signings, I will have two more rooms done before we buy anyone.

Doing your new house up to its final splendid rendition could be a poignant metaphor for the new Everton.