Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ToffeeDoug]

They're was a translator 3 officials in suits and 2 players........players were on their phones whislt the rest were talking, one of the players looked like a tall leon osman

I very much doubt that any club's fans anywhere are as close to the action as we are now.

 

[DonMakaveli]

They're was a translator 3 officials in suits and 2 players........players were on their phones whislt the rest were talking, one of the players looked like a tall leon osman

Sebastian Haller

 

[bobafro]

Today is the last day of the transfer window in China.... any chance of Kone or McGeady going to Shanghai?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

They're was a translator 3 officials in suits and 2 players........players were on their phones whislt the rest were talking, one of the players looked like a tall leon osman

OMG they sent Leon off to that secret military program that churned out mutant Captain America and Wolverine - He'll be coming back looking like Dwayne Johnson and his super power will be completely disappearing for 45 minutes.....

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Today is the last day of the transfer window in China.... any chance of Kone or McGeady going to Shanghai?

Kone, Niasse Mcgrady in a £87m triple deal

 

[Ashtonian]

Someone get on Google and find a possible Turkish or Greek person who looks like osman

Also if it's ozan and he looks like osman then i will love hime already

 

[chrismpw]

So what you are saying is We are signing some boss footballer but he may turn up without any legs?

Everton that.

 

[Ashtonian]

Also is it not just osman on top of Hibbert in a big coat getting a new contract?

 

[ultra]

OMG they sent Leon off to that secret military program that churned out mutant Captain America and Wolverine - He'll be coming back looking like Dwayne Johnson and his super power will be completely disappearing for 45 minutes.....

I think that went some time ago mate...

 

[evertonfootballclub]

Oh look no signings.

 

[Zatara]

Has nobody thought about questioning Koeman?

Mata has collapsed and he's going after utter dross like Wijnaldum for an absurd fee.
He could go for Schneiderlin but he goes after a mercenary who doesn't even look that good in Witsel, who makes his career playing against farmers.

Don't forget Stekelenburg who'll just eat up wages as a third choice keeper. And off goes Stones who even he couldn't manage to keep.

"Marquee signing" my arse. He's got some eye for talent, him. That's why we're looking for a DoF, eh? We'll see Kone and Cleverley on the flanks again.

See my posts on koeman.

Irrespective of him we will sign big money players though.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Right just had my own personal bit of good news, so normal service shall be resumed and I will go back to being a miserable/nervous bellwhiff on here!!!!

Thought esk said we would defo have signings today?, see nothing has changed has it.................................................

 

[mahermi1]

Sebastian Haller

Looks like a taller Leon Osman ?

 

[Connor]

Right just had my own personal bit of good news, so normal service shall be resumed and I will go back to being a miserable/nervous bellwhiff on here!!!!

Thought esk said we would defo have signings today?, see nothing has changed has it.................................................

Haven't you heard Kev? There's 2 players playing Angry Birds at Finch Farm right now.

 

[chicoazul]

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Its called snake oil and if you take it every day this won't happen again and it also helps you kiss actual girls in real life.