Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[madkiwi]

Anyone got a spare ignore button? This thread has worn my one out.

Also, best way to treat excess WUM is not to reply. They're like an itch, it feels satisfying to scratch, but eventually you'll wake up covered in bloody scabs.

 

[gaino92]

That's actually a scary thought.

There has only been one ban, very very tame at the minute

 

[Anders_Limpar]

We should be making a statement with all this apparent new found wealth. Chelsea has just snapped up Kante, Pogba is off to Man Utd and we are sitting on our backsides as usual.

Football. What's the point?

You do realise that neither of those players have been sold yet, that neither deal is actually complete?

Chill out. New manager, new board, euros finished a week ago.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

So you really really don't expect us to sign anyone decent this summer?, let me guess actually you are just another WUM

Laughing at the casual use of WUM, again having no idea what it actually means.

We'll sign plenty, I am sure. But let's not forget our number 1 ITK hero here promising all and sundry that we're signing Mata and Witsel.. at least one of them by today when it's all going to be announced, etc.

We're fookin' rich = Fulham reserve goalkeeper and a Darron Gibson new contract. What's the hold up? Still trying to scrimp and save on wages or something?

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I don't know what everyone's worked up about. I've been reliably informed that we're back.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Imagine what it would be like on this thread if davek was around!

Who says he isn't

 

[billybeeru]

Too much of this.

 

[bobafro]

Apparently there's been no bid for Wijnaldum.... *dances*

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Who says he isn't

Would like to think he was lurking.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Apparently there's been no bid for Wijnaldum.... *dances*

FFS - even a phantom bid would be good now to keep some people sane....

Am phoning sky and telling them we have bid for Alan Smith, and Shearer again.

 

[Angel Delight]

You do realise that neither of those players have been sold yet, that neither deal is actually complete?

Chill out. New manager, new board, euros finished a week ago.

I am perfectly relaxed. Laying on the sofa, given myself a day off, listening to some tunes and reading.

I am however concerned that we are going to get in signings too late and start the season off slowly.

 

[Bungle]

I feel we're skirting round the issue here, probably about time someone actually called out anyone they have an issue with and lay your cards on the table.

@evertonfootballclub seems like a stable sort, I think he should begin.

 

[bullensboy]

Its really not looking like today either is it.

Just goes to show, alot of ITK stuff is actual educated guess work with a pinch of insider knowledge.

win some lose some

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Oh my god, i hope he signs for Leicester.

 

[Abraders]

I think GoT has lost the plot by this point.