Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Connor]

Transfer smack rats. You need rehabilitation.

You should have listened to us you virgingoths.

Transfer rumours are my crack. I've needed help for years. It don't help I now get paid to write them.

 

[toffeejack]

My other half says I think more of Everton than I do of her, she stormed upstairs with a weed on when I said "obviously"

never understand why partner's never understand how they'll come and go whilst your footy club will always be there haha

 

[marnie]

Is right mate, a good slapping!

I was thinking divorce lol lol

 

[Zatara]

Davo over at TEF has posted this about half an hour ago (not sure how reliable he has been in the past but thought it was worth posting):

For what it's worth...

He's still convinced something could happen this week regarding Mata, reckons we're about to pull the plug with Witsel due to large agent fees and player fees. The keeper he mentioned was a German keeper called Leno also some Italian keeper. A bid for one and enquiry for another. The defender we all know about and Stones deffo wants out. Got our eye on some Portuguese midfielder if Witsel deal falls. Reckons we have nothing to worry about and you will see soon enough the type of players we're pursuing and hopefully bring in.

Got no reason to doubt this fella, he's been spot on, on things I've had off him so no reason to doubt him now. Normally see him in person so I know he's not blagging. Off out on the piss and the bars have [Poor language removed] WiFi out here, if I get anything new, will try post it.

WOW......LENO +KOULIBALY =TOP 6

 

[Exeter Gently]

Pogba with lukaku partying in 1OAK in the US...

I like a spine if Koulibaly--Pogba--Lukaku

"Taps nose"

"Rubs aladdins lamp"

Pogba is plop......carry on

 

[ricer10]

I'm happy going with what we've got if i'm honest.

Minus Stones etc. ?

 

[The T-Dex]

It's like reading a mid life crisis

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Blimey.

Some bad whelks on here, shameful...be patient, ya' bad-tits...unless you'd be happier if BOBSY was still at the helm, 'cos that's what it sounds like, in which case crack on.

Pffff....

Seems there's been loads of transfer action to here from RAWK though.

State of some of these vitriolic and, frankly, odd posts...I'm surprised ANYONE even remotely ITK posts anything on ANY forum given the amount of palaver & nasty that comes with it. Orrible really...

I've knocked the club hugely in the past and over many things but now - with some at least - it seems they can't win at anything, constantly slated... billionaire owner = crap, new manager = didn't want him anyway, proposed move = yeah, yeah, no signings = Everton aren't we, Record ST sales = mis-sold advertising swizz...

Jesusssssss.....come on Lads/Ladies.

 

[Darth Vader]

Esk sat at home crying at his desk just staring at the PC screen, wondering how he breaks the news that the deals are off

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Witsel and Mata will need replacing in the banner next week.

 

[MikeH72]

Bloody hell longest 48 hours of my life this

 

[Blue Cally]

Bit of advice, don't go backwards it's an absolute mess back there

Thanks for the heads up, was going to read back but won't waste my time

 

[TheFinnFan]

Nothing happening today that should be clear to everyone by now

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

It's obvious what's happening here. We're waiting to sell Stones, it's still sell to buy. Nothing has changed.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Esk sat at home crying at his desk just staring at the PC screen, wondering how he breaks the news that the deals are off

...and you sitting waiting for that, lubed palm, kitchen roll at the ready.

What a hobby. Well done.