Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Sapie88]

Like when i put a pot noodle in the microwave without water and set it cooking whilst drunk.....

BOOOOOM

How did it taste?

 

[Moomin]

Never thought I'd say this but I reckon TEF might be a better place to hang out and chat Everton these days.

Don't just say it, do it if you feel that way. Don't be like an attention whore and expecting people to say " Arrrgh what's up? " this is not facebook.

Anyway, plenty of time to make signings. Best to make sure we get the right calibre of player and not panic.

 

[mikewex]

Bit of a paradox there mate, surely the first sentiment explains the the second.

In part, yes. But the giving about about the no swearing etc can be hilarious. 

 

[Sapie88]

Ban this fella, he's on a personal vendetta to ruin this elks credentials, it's out of order. If you are just a strange evertonian then fair enough mate but if you support that lot or anyone else for that matter (and only you know this) you realise This is weird don't you. A couple of posts is just a wind up but you have spent a full week now constantly on a forum of another team. Get a grip lad

 

[mahermi1]

I will be on site later this evening

Good to hear from you fella, not the end of the world, no one's right all the time. Believe it or not it's nice to hear some positivity about our club, stay strong.

 

[MIKE85]

Our so called warchest between 100-250 mills.... is there any credibility? Moshiri never said anything only came from ITKs.

 

[Angel Delight]

Ban this fella, he's on a personal vendetta to ruin this elks credentials, it's out of order. If you are just a strange evertonian then fair enough mate but if you support that lot or anyone else for that matter (and only you know this) you realise This is weird don't you. A couple of posts is just a wind up but you have spent a full week now constantly on a forum of another team. Get a grip lad

Who is this Elk fellow and does he know if we're keeping or selling John Stones?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

We all get stuff wrong sometimes

Mine was earlier on, letting lads on here know that Morrisons were selling 70 litre bags of garden compost for £3 a bag, FFS, probably sold out everywhere now.

 

[Carl0sAlbert0]

The sense of entitlement some people have is bewildering and sickening.

 

[granter79]

Who is this Elk fellow and does he know if we're keeping or selling John Stones?

Go play with the traffic .getting old now

 

[Bungle]

Mine was earlier on, letting lads on here know that Morrisons were selling 70 litre bags of garden compost for £3 a bag, probably sold out everywhere now.

Gotta go Homebase and pick up some 100 litre bags of play bark. Any deals about?

 

[Caolam]

Doing your new house up to its final splendid rendition could be a poignant metaphor for the new Everton.

Wise and profound

 

[MIKE85]

Yeah. But nothing has gone wrong. So this makes no sense.

Getting transfers done mate.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Go play with the traffic .getting old now

Jesus mate.

May have to report this.

 

[chrissyjack]

Like when i put a pot noodle in the microwave without water and set it cooking whilst drunk.....

BOOOOOM

Fred Astaire did a similar thing with a microwave dessert . All dressed up to go dancing, too . Left it in too long , opened the door and BOOOMM...all over him . Gave him the inspiration for the song " I've, puddin' on my top hat , puddin' on my white tie, puddin' on my tail "