Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Groucho]

Will it contain elks and mooses?

No, that will result in being banned.

Elks and moose in gif form will result in being very very banned.

Everton, if someone's reading this, could we sign someone please? That'd be swell.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

We didn't sign a player today.

Wow, big deal.

Chill out lads.

Mars Volta? You're clearly good people.

 

[Groucho]

I look forward to that.

Yes here's your mate.

 

[Sapie88]

This thread has been terrible for days now, you'd think that Pokemon Go would filter out the kids and trolls for a bit, but alas.

Pretty confident we'll get better players in than we've currently got, would also be nice to get them in before the friendlies, the only thing that makes them watchable is the prospect of watching new signings.

There's a Snorlax on page 2122

 

[Kal El]

Back on topic, what is everyone's thoughts on Llorente, would he be backup for us? he does not start for Sevilla.


He could be a big waste of a wage as he will probably want a few years on contract.

Off topic...........oh wait, yeah this is the transfer thread isn't it

 

[malfosse]

Right which one of you lot was this?

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news...142#ICID=ios_EchoNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other

Birkenhead mate. I'm surprised they're not all like Lemmings over there.

 

[Sapie88]

No, that will result in being banned.

Elks and moose in gif form will result in being very very banned.

Everton, if someone's reading this, could we sign someone please? That'd be swell.

I hear what you're saying, does this apply to all ungulates?

 

[eurosrees]

There's a Snorlax on page 2122

Actually went back to look, 18 pages, nothing but nonsense.

 

[Jayhow15]

Why do people find it necessary to abuse someone when, in good faith, their information proves incorrect. Comprendez ?

Don't speak French but still not enlightened. I did at no point abuse anyone. Was merely listing to one side of the fence.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I hear what you're saying, does this apply to all ungulates?

Truly superb whipping ungulate out.

 

[Kylito]

Mars Volta? You're clearly good people.

At The Drive-In where it's at mate x

Anyway, we'll be fine. Again - chill out lads.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Kopites on this forum trying to turn us blues against each other bloody typical !!!

Your trying to hard mate.

 

[sheedys left foot]

I can confirm that we've signed a new guy called Steve. He's an accounts assistant and has shown great potential with HSBC.

Bill kenwright cried when we signed and we beat Chelsea and arsenal to his signature. Hopefully that'll keep everyone happy till the January window.

 

[Moomin]

@Colemanesque and @thomferguson1892 drawing up a plan of attack over on RAWK and then getting rumbled in 5 seconds.

Good work lads

I will protect us.

 

[DuncanDisorderly]

Yes most of us staff have been saying this for weeks, but we understand that it's difficult to enforce 'on topic' when the topic is "on hold" as it were.

Also, as I replied, to you;

Well done you.
Yet you ban a proven member for actually questioning you over an off topic post.
We are all Evertonians and regardless of opinions, we are the same.