Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ijjysmith]

What on earth?!

 

[Dharma bum411]

Guys let's please be nice. Sure the esky may have made some things up but it's the internet! Everyone is aloud to say whatever they want on here. It's societies fault for us having this expectation.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

shoot at anything that moves

especially @The Elk, would look good on my wall.

 

[blulouie]

@TheEsk you mentioned 2 players could sign today, so was the other mata?. And if so, what was the problem there?.

Read Mourinho's speech last week.

"The Markets open" only after he gets his 4th main target....supposedly Pogba.

So until that happens Mata Blind Schneiderlin etc arnt going anywhere.

 

[Ashtonian]

We're aren't signing anyone.

I personally don't think we'll sign anyone.

So how many players do you think we will sign then mate?

 

[monty]

especially @The Elk, would look good on my wall.

Head or bum end up

 

[ijjysmith]

Why has everyone gone utterly mental/taken copious amounts of decent drug?

 

[The Elk]

especially @The Elk, would look good on my wall.

#flagged lad

 

[brieverton]

I appreciate very much @The Esk postings and whatever snippets of news he can give us. Particularly as the club itself is an absolute closed shop giving us nothing to go on, not that such in itself is a bad thing when it comes to transfers at least. Certainly no need to apologise to me mate, nor to the vast majority on here. Hope you can keep the information coming when you get it. My sanity would be at risk without it I reckon.

 

[The Elk]

Head or bum end up

Face down, arse up, that's the way I like to ruck.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Head or bum end up

Can't I just have both, 2 holes for the price of one.

 

[vintage-toffees]

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Hmmm

 

[blulouie]

Guys let's please be nice. Sure the esky may have made some things up but it's the internet! Everyone is aloud to say whatever they want on here. It's societies fault for us having this expectation.

The Esk hasnt "made some things up " mate....honestly.

 

[The Elk]

So how many players do you think we will sign then mate?

The word in the woods is Kevin Stoatman. He may weasel out of it.

 

[The Elk]

Can't I just have both, 2 holes for the price of one.

No