Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[bflefc]

The one up the top of the hill at turnpike where the pub used to be, much easier to park up there, although about a 70% more chance of getting stabbed

Opposite the Esso?

 

[AmericanBlue]

Strange new article in DM by Dominic King, says Koeman wants squad overhaul then says we want a CD, CM and striker. Not really an overhaul is it?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...n-plans-overhaul-new-Goodison-Park-squad.html

 

[Professor Toffee]

Ok, they'll sign in a moment!,,,,, in an amazing moment.

Double ban

 

[Professor Toffee]

How about shortening it to 'minty' - might catch on.... better than Evs

Cmon Minty, too Eastenders!

 

[Professor Toffee]

Imminent is a word from the past
We need a new word

Liniment?

INABIT?

Inaminit

Maybe we can say 'it's phenomenally close'

Hold on, that doesn't sound so new actually!

Incipient?

How about shortening it to 'minty' - might catch on.... better than Evs

Ok, they'll sign in a moment!,,,,, in an amazing moment.

Inaminit?

Imminent is a word from the past
We need a new word

Impacted!

 

[BlueLlama]

Strange new article in DM by Dominic King, says Koeman wants squad overhaul then says we want a CD, CM and striker. Not really an overhaul is it?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...n-plans-overhaul-new-Goodison-Park-squad.html

Its the mail mate.Anyway why is Stones dating a dwarf?

 

[Brownie]

Here's a bit of fun for y'all. These are the signings made by Chelsea and Man City in their first summer+Jan transfer windows after being taken over. If any of it's wrong don't blame me, blame the internet.

CHELSEA
Glen Johnson (18, West Ham £6.3m)
Alexei Smertin (28, Bordeaux £3.5m)
Geremi (24, Real Madrid £7m)
Juan Sebastian Veron (28, Manchester United £15m)
Damien Duff (24, Blackburn £17m)
Wayne Bridge (22, Southampton £7m)
Adrian Mutu (24, Parma £15.8m)
Joe Cole (21, West Ham £6.6m)
Hernan Crespo (28, Inter Milan £16.8m)
Claude Makelele (30, Real Madrid £16m)
Neil Sullivan (33, Tottenham, free)
Marco Ambrosio (30, Chievo, free)
Jurgen Macho (25, Sunderland free)
Scott Parker (22, Charlton £10m)

(121m)


MAN CITY
Jo (£18m)
Tal Ben-Haim (£5m)
Vincent Kompany (£6m)
Shaun Wright Phillips (£9m)
Leandro Glauber (Undicslosed)
Pablo Zabaleta (£6m)
Robinho (£32m)
Wayne Bridge (£12m)
Craig Bellamy (£14m)
Nigel De Jong (£16m)
Shay Given (£8m)

(127m)


So far we are on:

Stekelenburg (Undisclosed)

(Undisclosed)

 

[everton2004]

This better?

 

[Blue Cally]

Here's a bit of fun for y'all. These are the signings made by Chelsea and Man City in their first summer+Jan transfer windows after being taken over. If any of it's wrong don't blame me, blame the internet.

CHELSEA
Glen Johnson (18, West Ham £6.3m)
Alexei Smertin (28, Bordeaux £3.5m)
Geremi (24, Real Madrid £7m)
Juan Sebastian Veron (28, Manchester United £15m)
Damien Duff (24, Blackburn £17m)
Wayne Bridge (22, Southampton £7m)
Adrian Mutu (24, Parma £15.8m)
Joe Cole (21, West Ham £6.6m)
Hernan Crespo (28, Inter Milan £16.8m)
Claude Makelele (30, Real Madrid £16m)
Neil Sullivan (33, Tottenham, free)
Marco Ambrosio (30, Chievo, free)
Jurgen Macho (25, Sunderland free)
Scott Parker (22, Charlton £10m)

(121m)


MAN CITY
Jo (£18m)
Tal Ben-Haim (£5m)
Vincent Kompany (£6m)
Shaun Wright Phillips (£9m)
Leandro Glauber (Undicslosed)
Pablo Zabaleta (£6m)
Robinho (£32m)
Wayne Bridge (£12m)
Craig Bellamy (£14m)
Nigel De Jong (£16m)
Shay Given (£8m)

(127m)


So far we are on:

Stekelenburg (Undisclosed)

(Undisclosed)

Kompany 2nd cheapest signing for city

 

[silent bob]

Impacted!

Like a colon.

 

[Goat]

Here's a bit of fun for y'all. These are the signings made by Chelsea and Man City in their first summer+Jan transfer windows after being taken over. If any of it's wrong don't blame me, blame the internet.

CHELSEA
Glen Johnson (18, West Ham £6.3m)
Alexei Smertin (28, Bordeaux £3.5m)
Geremi (24, Real Madrid £7m)
Juan Sebastian Veron (28, Manchester United £15m)
Damien Duff (24, Blackburn £17m)
Wayne Bridge (22, Southampton £7m)
Adrian Mutu (24, Parma £15.8m)
Joe Cole (21, West Ham £6.6m)
Hernan Crespo (28, Inter Milan £16.8m)
Claude Makelele (30, Real Madrid £16m)
Neil Sullivan (33, Tottenham, free)
Marco Ambrosio (30, Chievo, free)
Jurgen Macho (25, Sunderland free)
Scott Parker (22, Charlton £10m)

(121m)


MAN CITY
Jo (£18m)
Tal Ben-Haim (£5m)
Vincent Kompany (£6m)
Shaun Wright Phillips (£9m)
Leandro Glauber (Undicslosed)
Pablo Zabaleta (£6m)
Robinho (£32m)
Wayne Bridge (£12m)
Craig Bellamy (£14m)
Nigel De Jong (£16m)
Shay Given (£8m)

(127m)


So far we are on:

Stekelenburg (Undisclosed)

(Undisclosed)

Juan Veron Browns.

 

[marnie]

They're saying Walsh is touring Finch Farm in a green wheelbarrow, after a few jars

Gibbo is steering it.

 

[Nymzee]

Here's a bit of fun for y'all. These are the signings made by Chelsea and Man City in their first summer+Jan transfer windows after being taken over. If any of it's wrong don't blame me, blame the internet.

CHELSEA
Glen Johnson (18, West Ham £6.3m)
Alexei Smertin (28, Bordeaux £3.5m)
Geremi (24, Real Madrid £7m)
Juan Sebastian Veron (28, Manchester United £15m)
Damien Duff (24, Blackburn £17m)
Wayne Bridge (22, Southampton £7m)
Adrian Mutu (24, Parma £15.8m)
Joe Cole (21, West Ham £6.6m)
Hernan Crespo (28, Inter Milan £16.8m)
Claude Makelele (30, Real Madrid £16m)
Neil Sullivan (33, Tottenham, free)
Marco Ambrosio (30, Chievo, free)
Jurgen Macho (25, Sunderland free)
Scott Parker (22, Charlton £10m)

(121m)


MAN CITY
Jo (£18m)
Tal Ben-Haim (£5m)
Vincent Kompany (£6m)
Shaun Wright Phillips (£9m)
Leandro Glauber (Undicslosed)
Pablo Zabaleta (£6m)
Robinho (£32m)
Wayne Bridge (£12m)
Craig Bellamy (£14m)
Nigel De Jong (£16m)
Shay Given (£8m)

(127m)


So far we are on:

Stekelenburg (Undisclosed)

(Undisclosed)

We should discount all those who failed/weren't worth it if you're taking the £120m bracket as what we should be spending now and in January.

 

[Connor]

Here's a bit of fun for y'all. These are the signings made by Chelsea and Man City in their first summer+Jan transfer windows after being taken over. If any of it's wrong don't blame me, blame the internet.

CHELSEA
Glen Johnson (18, West Ham £6.3m)
Alexei Smertin (28, Bordeaux £3.5m)
Geremi (24, Real Madrid £7m)
Juan Sebastian Veron (28, Manchester United £15m)
Damien Duff (24, Blackburn £17m)
Wayne Bridge (22, Southampton £7m)
Adrian Mutu (24, Parma £15.8m)
Joe Cole (21, West Ham £6.6m)
Hernan Crespo (28, Inter Milan £16.8m)
Claude Makelele (30, Real Madrid £16m)
Neil Sullivan (33, Tottenham, free)
Marco Ambrosio (30, Chievo, free)
Jurgen Macho (25, Sunderland free)
Scott Parker (22, Charlton £10m)

(121m)


MAN CITY
Jo (£18m)
Tal Ben-Haim (£5m)
Vincent Kompany (£6m)
Shaun Wright Phillips (£9m)
Leandro Glauber (Undicslosed)
Pablo Zabaleta (£6m)
Robinho (£32m)
Wayne Bridge (£12m)
Craig Bellamy (£14m)
Nigel De Jong (£16m)
Shay Given (£8m)

(127m)


So far we are on:

Stekelenburg (Undisclosed)

(Undisclosed)

What a signing.

 

[everton2004]

Gibbo is steering it.