Everton Transfer Thread 2016

StuBarlow · July 22, 2016

ijjysmith said:
With the greatest respect to you, I couldn't give 2 hoots what they say really.

I respectfully respect your comment.

AsiaAsia82 · July 22, 2016

Jags and Stones aren't playing tomorrow as it seems they've been involved in 3 way love triangle with a glamour model, the OS says 'Jags and Stones & Miss Barnsley'

ToffeeTim · July 22, 2016

Won't be any signings for the next few days after this incident in Germany

Goat · July 22, 2016

ToffeeTim said:
Won't be any signings for the next few days after this incident in Germany

You think the world of football cares?

germanblue · July 22, 2016

Next friday Everton are off to germany, so no deals next friday

ToffeeTim · July 22, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
You think the world of football cares?

Just a joke Goat. It's been a running in joke everytime there's been an incident since one lad tried to claim we were delaying announcing Witsel due to the Orlando attacks. Do keep up.

Goat · July 22, 2016

ToffeeTim said:
Just a joke Goat. It's been a running in joke everytime there's been an incident since one lad tried to claim we were delaying announcing Witsel due to the Orlando attacks. Do keep up.

Oh, you wanna dance?

ToffeeTim · July 22, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
Oh, you wanna dance?

I'm more of a freestyler myself

McBain · July 22, 2016

Its Handbags. No signings make good forum Biffo.

Hangleton · July 22, 2016

Ronny and Steve probably going out for a few drinks tonight - off the record they can tell each other what they really think of the squad. The real work starts tomorrow morning.

MartSlinger · July 22, 2016

We'll have 2 in before we go to Germany.

ijjysmith · July 22, 2016

MartSlinger said:
We'll have 2 in before we go to Germany.

So you're saying Friday?

Tim's tourettes · July 22, 2016

AsiaAsia82 said:
Jags and Stones aren't playing tomorrow as it seems they've been involved in 3 way love triangle with a glamour model, the OS says 'Jags and Stones & Miss Barnsley'

I reckon 'miss Barnsley ' would be a 14 stone, 19 year old mum of 4 who had a front tooth missing and smelt of gravy

darkwingduck · July 22, 2016

Next Friday we'll definitely sign someone. Definitely next Friday. Yep, it'll be Friday. But if it's not next Friday it'll be the week after. Probably.