Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[PhilM]

Next Friday we'll definitely sign someone. Definitely next Friday. Yep, it'll be Friday. But if it's not next Friday it'll be the week after. Probably.

My ITK told me in the strictest confidence that we'd definitely sign a player on a day that ends in a 'y'. So you may well be right!

 

[suey_11]

Honestly been stuck on the M6 for 6 hours on a return trip a summary of events would be appreciated.

 

[billytoffee]

I reckon 'miss Barnsley ' would be a 14 stone, 19 year old mum of 4 who had a front tooth missing and smelt of gravy

 

[Goat]

Honestly been stuck on the M6 for 6 hours on a return trip a summary of events would be appreciated.

Big news today.

















Exciting, right?

 

[TheFinnFan]

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She has wider jaw than me friends pug

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

Oh, you wanna dance?

I've been told I am a hot dancer.

Oh no, hang on, I mean I have been told I dance like someone who has been set on fire.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Honestly been stuck on the M6 for 6 hours on a return trip a summary of events would be appreciated.

We signed Modric for 56m, Aguero for 46m and sold Oviedo and Mccarthy to Sunderland for a combined 19m

 

[billytoffee]

She has wider jaw than me friends pug

Nothing wrong with her having a strong mouth

 

[ggooggooggoo]

We signed Modric for 56m, Aguero for 46m and sold Oviedo and Mccarthy to Sunderland for a combined 19m

Modric will be 28 million

 

[ToffeeTim]

Modric will be 28 million

Oh yea sorry forgot it was 50% off. Happy days.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

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Can't decide if she's been 'stoned' or 'jagged' through a hedge backwards...

 

[Brownie]

Big news today. Exciting, right?

 

[suey_11]

We signed Modric for 56m, Aguero for 46m and sold Oviedo and Mccarthy to Sunderland for a combined 19m

Bloody knew it only time I'm not lurking and all this happens.







So I take it, it was a quiet day.
I bet some heads have proper gone on here.
Damn I'm pissed I missed it all.

 

[Jayhow15]

Sign the Icelandic Warrior.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

At this point I am just reading the transfer threads in the forum to soothe my masochistic urges. It hurts so good having all these big name players tease us.