Jabba49
Player Valuation: £100k
Read his name and the paper's name backwards
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Everton Transfer Thread 2016
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Read his name and the paper's name backwards
Jesus wept, mate - are you that gullible?
Try reading his name backwards. Oh, and try ignoring 99.99% of Twitter.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
anybody else never heard of any of these people?
jal123
Player Valuation: £40m
Hahahahahahahahahahaha my head has gone here
Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £35m
That was actually quite a good laugh. lollol
Jags..class
Player Valuation: £70m
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Is he a Hugenot?
Der Srail? Very trustworthy paper that. As for the player linked, he's the younger brother of Alif Solproh.
Westend Blue
Player Valuation: £15m
GrandOldTeam can confirm that Everton have secured the signing of Real Madrid and Barcelona target Alif Solpro from Galatasaray.
The 21-year-old Tunisian striker is hot property across Europe after a series of incredible performances for the Turkish giants Galatasaray, and his contract expired in January. He has chosen to join Everton to test his skills in “the greatest league in the world”, spurning advances from Spain, Germany, Italy and France.
Nicknamed “The Gazelle” for his lightning pace, Solpro averages three goals every two games over his career, winning the 2012 African Young Player of the Year.
He began his career in Tunisia with his local club, grabbing 60 goals in one season whilst still just a teenager, before making the move to Istanbul, where he has scored more than a goal a game in his two year stint with the club.
Barcelona manager Pepe Guardiola earlier this year expressed his interest in the youngster, but the boyhood Barcelona fan has joined Everton to develop his physical game in the demanding English Premier League.
“I am delighted to be joining a club of the stature Everton FC has in world football,” said Solpro, when questioned as to why he chose to come to England. “As a boyhood Catalan fan, I dream of playing at Camp Nou, but I want to develop as a first team footballer and bring glory to Everton for many years first.”
Galatasaray manager Fatih Terim was asked in February what Solpro would bring to whatever club brought him in, and he replied, “Goals. Many, many goals.”
Everton manager David Moyes was understandably delighted to land his man.
“We looked the boy over and we were well aware of the interest other clubs had,” said the Scottish boss. “When his contract expired we approached and hoped for the best, the lad was interested and we invited him over to look around.
“He took one look at Finch Farm and said his mind was pretty much made up.”
Moyes revealed that Solpro took in his first taste of a Goodison Park atmosphere during Saturdays´ 2-0 win over West Bromwich Albion, prior to signing his contract. The club secured his signature late last night after some last minute contractual negotiations with the player and his agent, Ouatta Pistak.
“He loved what he called a ´proper football stadium´. We had to iron out a few details on his contract late last night but we´re glad to have him on board.”
Everton CEO Robert Elstone was also delighted.
“We´ve signed a top, top youngster who will benefit our squad for seasons to come. It was worth staying up till 3am to get this sorted!”
Solpro will not be eligible for the remainder of this season, and will look to instantly command a first team place when the 2012/13 season starts.
The 21-year-old Tunisian striker is hot property across Europe after a series of incredible performances for the Turkish giants Galatasaray, and his contract expired in January. He has chosen to join Everton to test his skills in “the greatest league in the world”, spurning advances from Spain, Germany, Italy and France.
Nicknamed “The Gazelle” for his lightning pace, Solpro averages three goals every two games over his career, winning the 2012 African Young Player of the Year.
He began his career in Tunisia with his local club, grabbing 60 goals in one season whilst still just a teenager, before making the move to Istanbul, where he has scored more than a goal a game in his two year stint with the club.
Barcelona manager Pepe Guardiola earlier this year expressed his interest in the youngster, but the boyhood Barcelona fan has joined Everton to develop his physical game in the demanding English Premier League.
“I am delighted to be joining a club of the stature Everton FC has in world football,” said Solpro, when questioned as to why he chose to come to England. “As a boyhood Catalan fan, I dream of playing at Camp Nou, but I want to develop as a first team footballer and bring glory to Everton for many years first.”
Galatasaray manager Fatih Terim was asked in February what Solpro would bring to whatever club brought him in, and he replied, “Goals. Many, many goals.”
Everton manager David Moyes was understandably delighted to land his man.
“We looked the boy over and we were well aware of the interest other clubs had,” said the Scottish boss. “When his contract expired we approached and hoped for the best, the lad was interested and we invited him over to look around.
“He took one look at Finch Farm and said his mind was pretty much made up.”
Moyes revealed that Solpro took in his first taste of a Goodison Park atmosphere during Saturdays´ 2-0 win over West Bromwich Albion, prior to signing his contract. The club secured his signature late last night after some last minute contractual negotiations with the player and his agent, Ouatta Pistak.
“He loved what he called a ´proper football stadium´. We had to iron out a few details on his contract late last night but we´re glad to have him on board.”
Everton CEO Robert Elstone was also delighted.
“We´ve signed a top, top youngster who will benefit our squad for seasons to come. It was worth staying up till 3am to get this sorted!”
Solpro will not be eligible for the remainder of this season, and will look to instantly command a first team place when the 2012/13 season starts.
Blue Parkender
Player Valuation: £8m
Dutch while your here, do you know if anyone is in for Ziyech and have we made any approach at all.
Very quiet with regards to Ziyech. Expected him to be much more sought after. Now a few rumours that he's close to agreeing a deal with HSV. Not sure how trustworthy though.
evertony
Player Valuation: £50m
good...means you'll be posting more and we get to see that avatar of yours. Splendid.
AmericanBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
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