Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Nymzee]

Dreading this thread today but I can't stay away.

 

[ilikecheese]

Dreading this thread today but I can't stay away.

Don't dread it...make fun of the drama queens. It's high quality entertainment watching grown men and women lose it.

The Brady thread will be off the charts if we sign him...scapegoat from the jump and defo not a sexy signing.

We could sign Messi and Ronaldo though, and we'd have moaners regardless. TBF Messi hasn't proven it on a cold night in Stoke.

 

[weltonblue]

Fed up of reading how Guardiola will make Stones this world class CB and how it'll be good for England.

Like Koeman knows nothing about playing in that position!

 

[SimonB]

Would anyone take Shkodran Mustafi back as Stones replacement? 24 years old and apparently valued at £21m by Valencia.

 

[ricer10]

I think the frustration is justified.

Back-to-back 11th place finishes and we seem to be the only club who haven't improved our squad.

Two weeks to go until the season starts and we were promised that nothing would be the same again. Feeling very much like every transfer window with us.

Think we have improved the squad just by changing the manager ! Think we'll see a greater commitment + performance from our current players. Koeman seems to have identified Kone / Niasse etc to be out as well. Obviously I am hoping for some signings too.... but I think we are already better off than that 11th place.

 

[lancs blue]

Just sayin like...no need for the dramatics. Making broad statements that you haven't a clue about.

Sit back and have a laugh at folks trying to create their drama based on mostly jarg internet bollocks, instead of being part of the problem.

It's much healthier.

your moaning about the moaners. does that make you a moaner. come on admit it

 

[Nymzee]

Don't dread it...make fun of the drama queens. It's high quality entertainment watching grown men and women lose it.

The Brady thread will be off the charts if we sign him...scapegoat from the jump and defo not a sexy signing.

We could sign Messi and Ronaldo though, and we'd have moaners regardless. TBF Messi hasn't proven it on a cold night in Stoke.

The head popping has gone to levels I never imagined possible on here and it's only 28th July.

 

[ilikecheese]

your moaning about the moaners. does that make you a moaner. come on admit it

No moaning here mate...just a lot of laughing. Just trying to encourage transfer thread drama queens to do the same.

It's hilarious if you take that approach most of the time.

 

[fandjango]

Think we have improved the squad just by changing the manager ! Think we'll see a greater commitment + performance from our current players. Koeman seems to have identified Kone / Niasse etc to be out as well. Obviously I am hoping for some signings too.... but I think we are already better off than that 11th place.

Snap .... My thoughts exactly ... The mere changing of our manager to one who understands fitness and the need to drill a defense ...
When did we last score 3 goals back to back in pre-season no matter who the opposition

 

[fandjango]

I may sit here for an hour like a spectator on axe man day in the old movies
Counting the heads as they roll off and into the basket
With their last breath screaming .... It's all the same.........

 

[MikeH72]

We are a funny club, proper amusing

 

[MikeH72]

LOL at the thread banner. Ace, should just have a tiny Stekelenburg popping his head in in the corner

 

[AmericanBlue]

Friday and this weekend we will play some real teams, will be more squad assessment and I guess next week we might reinforce with some new players.

 

[Librarian]

 

[MikeH72]

Friday and this weekend we will play some real teams, will be more squad assessment and I guess next week we might reinforce with some new players.