Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Professor Toffee]

....yep, I posted a link very early this morning. Seems he has a release clause in his contract that expires next Friday. Big lad, a bit raw but very mobile. Couldn't help think of the lad Blackburn had, Samba, but perhaps more mobile.

Remember when Samba played, all the other players got in a line behind him ?

 

[VaguelyBrown]

WHY ARE WE WAITING

'CAUSE WE'RE SUFFOCATING

 

[Eggs]

Remember when Samba played, all the other players got in a line behind him ?

...I commented this morning that he looks the type who hurt when they kick you.

 

[bizzaro]

In 8 years ive yet to call a single thing correctly.

*shrugs*

Naismith.

 

[Professor Toffee]

...I commented this morning that he looks the type who hurt when they kick you.

In a samba line, that would hurt!

 

[Goat]

Naismith.

I didnt mean players, I meant dates of signings, names of signings, everything an ITK should know.

And Naismith was utter pony, bar a 2month period when he turned into Messi.

 

[bizzaro]

I didnt mean players, I meant dates of signings, names of signings, everything an ITK should know.

And Naismith was utter pony, bar a 2month period when he turned into Messi.

That Messi spell was magic.

 

[Goat]

SIGN HIM NOW

 

[Goat]

No but REALLY, sign him now



@Brownie

 

[FTY]

Remember when Samba played, all the other players got in a line behind him ?

Scariest bloke in Prem history

 

[Fat Larry]

Scariest bloke in Prem history

Probably Ferguson mate.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

He made that up you genius.

Details, details...pfffft! truth is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Connor]

No but REALLY, sign him now



@Brownie

The song and all.

It's on. So on.

 

[Caolam]

If anyone can get in touch with Koeman get him to give me a shout, I definitely know someone we can buy. He can't play football but he is available and Stoke are unlikely to nip in and snatch him from us.

 

[Connor]

Wait there, he takes pens?!