Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Deleted member 28206]

Looks like we're pulling of a big signing lads

Don't want Lukaku, he's lazy and his arl fella never shuts up.

Lets sign someone from Stoke instead.

 

[Professor Toffee]

What you think fella

Fella who are you some inner city dealer?

 

[MikeH72]

Witsel
Mata
Carvalho
Schneiderlin
Begovic
Stekelenburg
Koulibaly
Williams
Sneijder
Fonte
Gueye
Butland
Rolan
Sissoko
Van Dijk
Hart
Pelle
Sigurdsson
Haller
Schmeichel
Wijnaldum
Llorente
Milik
Mahrez
Forster
Dann
Brady
Strootman
L. Kone
Krul

Fun this transfer window, isn't it

 

[Eggs]

.....we need at least one capable forward in this window and preferably before the season starts.

 

[royalbalou]

Witsel
Mata
Carvalho
Schneiderlin
Begovic
Stekelenburg
Koulibaly
Williams
Sneijder
Fonte
Gueye
Butland
Rolan
Sissoko
Van Dijk
Hart
Pelle
Sigurdsson
Haller
Schmeichel
Wijnaldum
Llorente
Milik
Mahrez
Forster
Dann
Brady
Strootman
L. Kone
Krul

Fun this transfer window, isn't it

They the new squad numbers? Where's Osman and Hibbo? Booo!

 

[MikeH72]

They the new squad numbers? Where's Osman and Hibbo? Booo!

Missed Arnautovic off too

 

[gaino92]

We've signed someone called William Hill, anyone know anything about him?

 

[Raino85]

Witsel
Mata
Carvalho
Schneiderlin
Begovic
Stekelenburg
Koulibaly
Williams
Sneijder
Fonte
Gueye
Butland
Rolan
Sissoko
Van Dijk
Hart
Pelle
Sigurdsson
Haller
Schmeichel
Wijnaldum
Llorente
Milik
Mahrez
Forster
Dann
Brady
Strootman
L. Kone
Krul

Fun this transfer window, isn't it

1 out of 30 aint bad

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

We've signed someone called William Hill, anyone know anything about him?

Typical of Everton eh. Fully aware of the fans' desperation to see some positive moves in the transfer window, so they go and take the mick by uploading a photo like with all over social media. Surprised they didn't roll out the BREAKING NEWS banner to go along with it too.

 

[Petit]

Typical of Everton eh. Fully aware of the fans' desperation to see some positive moves in the transfer window, so they go and take the mick by uploading a photo like with all over social media. Surprised they didn't roll out the BREAKING NEWS banner to go along with it too.

Lol. Only at Everton would the club take the piss like that.

 

[everton2004]

Typical of Everton eh. Fully aware of the fans' desperation to see some positive moves in the transfer window, so they go and take the mick by uploading a photo like with all over social media. Surprised they didn't roll out the BREAKING NEWS banner to go along with it too.

Like I've been saying - Moshiri is trolling you all and laughing at you all fuming on here. Top quality trolling from our Iranian overlord

 

[ijjysmith]

Like I've been saying - Moshiri is trolling you all and laughing at you all fuming on here. Top quality trolling from our Iranian overlord

SAKE @FarhadsDosh sort it out mate

 

[GwladysBlue]

He and Williams would be astute signings. He's 30. Just won the Euros. Great fit for us. What's not to like?

He is 33 in December.

 

[Jayhow15]

Typical of Everton eh. Fully aware of the fans' desperation to see some positive moves in the transfer window, so they go and take the mick by uploading a photo like with all over social media. Surprised they didn't roll out the BREAKING NEWS banner to go along with it too.

Looks a bit like James McCarthy

 

[toffeejack]

Fella in my local newsagents told me that we are on the verge of signing Koke

we or you? spelt koke wrong as well, doesn't start with a k.