Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[chazzle_dazzle]

How many medicals can FF handle at short notice on the same day? Will it be like the NHS with players waiting on beds in the corridor?

Only part gets done there... Does the Spire in greenback still deal with the majority of the medical (not the fitness) side of things?

 

[PeregrineT]

Obviously a sensible person would think the only reason someone couldn't write down a bunch of squad numbers is because a player is incoming in the next 24....

But its much more fun to imagine they broke the FF pencil, and have to scrounge up a replacement.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

That would be ok though

It certainly would.

 

[Seathestars]

Here's what I think will happen.

We will all wake up one day soon, before the season starts and bang, we have signed someone top draw.
Maybe someone who hasn't even had a sniff of a mention in the press.
Or someone who has had a mention but has been forgotten about.
I think this will happen 3 maybe 4 times within the next couple of weeks.

Everton are back to being shrewd again

 

[alpha1]

Kone and McGeady lose their numbers, replaced by Dzeko and Mata.
Would be nice!

 

[DanB90]

We can't even announce the squad numbers on time. Sake!
Faraud out!

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Kone and McGeady lose their numbers, replaced by Dzeko and Mata.
Would be nice!

Dzeko, who played dead on the Goodison turf, if he joins up I'm out.

 

[BiggyRat]

Here's what I think will happen.

We will all wake up one day soon, before the season starts and bang, we have signed someone top draw.
Maybe someone who hasn't even had a sniff of a mention in the press.
Or someone who has had a mention but has been forgotten about.
I think this will happen 3 maybe 4 times within the next couple of weeks.

Everton are back to being shrewd again

You're talking about a coma right???

 

[AndyC]

After this flurry of activity in the last hour, methinks one or two will be in need of a serious lie down
Me included lollol

 

[mill]

HMMMMMMM

We may be in for the most casual transfer announcement of all time.

They are just trolling now.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Big Willy and Islam say hi!

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

I have a really strong psychic connection and feel we will see at least one signing tomorrow.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Big Willy and Islam say hi!

Sweet jesus its sunny at finch farm...

 

[bizzaro]

Dont let @bizzaro hear you say 8 signings, he nearly had a heart attack when I suggested that.

He has me on ignore, we're ok.

Ha

 

[mill]

Big Willy and Islam say hi!

Don't you even dare.