Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Paul Dean]

Williams in before Sat, That's it

 

[suey_11]

This forum at times reminds me of the film Idiocracy and that was only faintly funny the first time of watching.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Q) what do you call a women's football team who employ a high tempo pressing game?
A) Ironing Maidens.





...no need...



....I'll see myself out

Good effort Trooper

 

[Blue Cheese]

Based on nothing at all got a feeling that when pogba signs for united will end up with schneiderlin

I'd happily take Schneiderlin like.

 

[deipnosophist]

Good effort Trooper

...thanks mate. I appreciate it was absolute rubbish, but in being so, it was not out of place in this thread lol

 

[Blue Cheese]

This forum at times reminds me of the film Idiocracy and that was only faintly funny the first time of watching.

That film wasn't even funny. The forum is hard work every summer to be honest, too many people with too much time on their hands.

Says me who is off work and on GOT constantly ha.

 

[monty]

Well it seems we could well be Indi market as I write

 

[Mashtray]

Well it seems we could well be Indi the market as I write

ye ok, il give you this one

 

[GlosBlue]

Well it seems we could well be Indi the market as I write

Would've worked better without this.

 

[dholliday]

nothing will be the same, lads

 

[Who's_up_for_cumpkins?]

Grim this innit. You'd think after last weeks lack of progress across the board and the tepid showing on Saturday they'd have something ready to go today.

Think unfortunately any signings this week wont have the time to train and start on Saturday.

Stekelenberg, Coleman, Jagielka, Funes Mori, Baines, Barry, Gueye, Barkley, Deloufeu, Mirallas, Lukaku to start against spurs #underwhelming

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

I'd happily take Schneiderlin like.

Offer them Stones in return for Schneiderlin, Mata and 5m cash.

 

[monty]

Would've worked better without this.

Spotted, now changed

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

nothing will be the same, lads

 

[Timhowardsswearbox]

Grim this innit. You'd think after last weeks lack of progress across the board and the tepid showing on Saturday they'd have something ready to go today.

Think unfortunately any signings this week wont have the time to train and start on Saturday.

Stekelenberg, Coleman, Jagielka, Funes Mori, Baines, Barry, Gueye, Barkley, Deloufeu, Mirallas, Lukaku to start against spurs #underwhelming

Excellent username