Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Bungle]

I'd imagine he must love playing fifa to have his own transfer window to buy and sell all the squad every window

Oh without doubt, never has a man beat themselves off as frequently as Zat during a month long transfer window. He has to get skin grafts for the palm of his hands at the end of each window.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Martinez on Byram “There's been an initial approach, but from there, for having conclusive news for ours fans, is a long gap still.”

If we want him, why don't we just go and get it done.

 

[njligernj]

Do you have a permanent erection during the transfer window mate?

BAH! He's an Everton fan he should have a rager 24 hours a day, 365 days a year like the rest of us! NSNO doesn't stop at the waist!

 

[Ambient]

Martinez on Byram “There's been an initial approach but from there, for having conclusive news for ours fans is a long gap still.”

If we want him, why don't we just go and get it done.

We probably want to pay everything after we have won the CL and Byram has scored in the final, but Leed the money now but lend him back until summer. So then everyone have to talk a little and then some other team comes in and offer what leeds want and then he goes not to us.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

We probably want to pay everything after we have won the CL and Byram has scored in the final, but Leed the money now but lend him back until summer. So then everyone have to talk a little and then some other team comes in and offer what leeds want and then he goes not to us.

Wouldn't surprise me if we haven't got the cash, and are waiting for Naismith to go.

 

[Coffee and TV]

Madrid's transfer ban is from the end of this window IF it goes through but it's unlikely to be an immediate thing like with Barcelona.

They'll likely appeal it and spend massive money in summer to tide them over for the upcoming ban.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Oh without doubt, never has a man beat themselves off as frequently as Zat during a month long transfer window. He has to get skin grafts for the palm of his hands at the end of each window.

Probably best he buys some gloves or something, during these 'exciting' times

 

[joey_macmo]

Well they'd be much more likely to come calling in the summer, then. Not now.

The stories I've read have said the summer, that's what I mean

 

[neil999]

Oh without doubt, never has a man beat themselves off as frequently as Zat during a month long transfer window. He has to get skin grafts for the palm of his hands at the end of each window.

if thats what happens to his hands, then what happens to his...

err, yarmelenko

 

[Bungle]

Probably best he buys some gloves or something, during these 'exciting' times

All his cash has gone on a new phone that allows him to quote below the post

 

[Bungle]

if thats what happens to his hands, then what happens to his...

err, yarmelenko

Yarmelenko indeed neil, good player.

 

[Eggs]

....reports that Borrussia Dortmund are signing Yaramelenko for £22m. Lots on us and a West Ham chasing Byram and Norwich and Everton agreeing a deal for Naismith.

 

[bluestevon]

....reports that Borrussia Dortmund are signing Yaramelenko for £22m. Lots on us and a West Ham chasing Byram and Norwich and Everton agreeing a deal for Naismith.

Mate as i pointed out the links to Dortmund and Yarmolenko are from the German version of shoot

Fact that the include a player swap and only 11m bid should red flag it as utter bs

 

[Herk8346]

....reports that Borrussia Dortmund are signing Yaramelenko for £22m. Lots on us and a West Ham chasing Byram and Norwich and Everton agreeing a deal for Naismith.

Yeah the Dortmund link is from everyone's favorite twitter page Futbol Ukraine....

 

[Gwladys Nights]

Imagine if Barcelona got given the same two-year transfer ban as Real have just been given, effectively barring them from exercising their buy-back clause on Gerry.