tadao
Player Valuation: £25m
...which means I have to lie all day to wife again and say I'm doing important and vital work on the laptop whilst perusing this and other palaver for abarrrr 12 hours...
I don't even lie anymore, I have literally said "I'm scouting Evertons next line of players!" She is understandably a bit miffed, but also being a blue, impressed by my perseverance.