Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ggooggooggoo]

Liverpool want Boalsie

Koeman kicking off at FF

im hearing

 

[beachy]

We can't sign players because of the following things.

Euro's took place this summer.

Players on holiday.

Nice terrorist attack.

John Stones sale to enable wage increase for new signing ( even though we have a time period to balance the books this needed to be done to appease the transfer God )

No director of football.

New manager.

Pogba transfer not completed.

We can only sign players when we have a total eclipse of the moon.

The goat we offered up as a sacrifice to the transfer GOD was not a virgin.

Any other excuses I'm missing?

Tony Hibbert put a fishy curse on us.

 

[Phenom]

Liverpool want Boalsie

Koeman kicking off at FF

im hearing

 

[deipnosophist]

We can't sign players because of the following things.

Euro's took place this summer.

Players on holiday.

Nice terrorist attack.

John Stones sale to enable wage increase for new signing ( even though we have a time period to balance the books this needed to be done to appease the transfer God )

No director of football.

New manager.

Pogba transfer not completed.

We can only sign players when we have a total eclipse of the moon.

The goat we offered up as a sacrifice to the transfer GOD was not a virgin.

Any other excuses I'm missing?

I suspect Goat has not been a virgin for a very long time

 

[Nyhus]

The goat we offered up as a sacrifice to the transfer GOD was not a virgin.

Busted

 

[terraloon]

well why would there be?

at the end of the day it will be the board that make a decision - Koeman's kind of just stating the obvious?

If he hadn't made comment on Jags not being sold at all then maybe he was stating the obvious but I can't help but feel there may well be more to it

 

[D410]

Eve of a brand new season.
Time for the results side of the business to dominate the news cycles.

 

[BlueToff]

If he hadn't made comment on Jags not being sold at all then maybe he was stating the obvious but I can't help but feel there may well be more to it

We'll see mate.

There are some rumours Rom is agitating for a move still and not buying into what Koeman wants to do. Just a case of waiting to find out, as frustrating as it is.

One thing's for sure - the club are doing what they can to convince Rom to stay.

 

[orly]

I suspect Goat has not been a virgin for a very long time

He's in a second virginity cycle

 

[billytoffee]

He's in a second virginity cycle

I hope you are going to break him in gently with a bit of fingering - none of this youth of today straight around to smash the back door in !

 

[DaddyC]

We can't sign players because of the following things.

....

The goat we offered up as a sacrifice to the transfer GOD was not a virgin.

Any other excuses I'm missing?

Which one of you muppets left her with Garrincha then?

 

[PeterMeter]

We'll see mate.

There are some rumours Rom is agitating for a move still and not buying into what Koeman wants to do. Just a case of waiting to find out, as frustrating as it is.

One thing's for sure - the club are doing what they can to convince Rom to stay.

"Not buying into what Koeman wants". He wants him to actually put some work in and apply at least a modicum of pressure on opposition centrebacks. Rom is a lazy arse.

 

[kithnou]

I know I'll probably get roasted for asking this and it has probably been done to death elsewhere on this forum, but where has the 100m figure come from? Who from the club said it? Is it exclusive to this window?

Never mentioned by anyone officially at the club.

 

[kithnou]

I hope you are going to break him in gently with a bit of fingering - none of this youth of today straight around to smash the back door in !

You minx

 

[kithnou]

"Not buying into what Koeman wants". He wants him to actually put some work in and apply at least a modicum of pressure on opposition centrebacks. Rom is a lazy arse.

He would have told of the magnificent transfer spree we were going to embark on to get him to stay.
Need I go on?