Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[tommytowne]

Bolasie won't break the record.

We do our big business on deadline day.

Koeman quoted as saying he is "surprised at the slow pace of transfers at Everton "
Welcome to the world of Kenwright who still appears to have the whip hand in such matters.

 

[kithnou]

I missed this whole twitter itk post about Hart so not sure exactly what's going on haha that being said I'd assume whoever posted meant club record not world record

 

[admirschleck]

So one tweet is put up and now we believe it?

If it said we're not going to sign anyone no one would believe it. We blues are a really weird bunch.

Would be crazy to go into the next season without a new GK, but be real, we aren't breaking any world records whatsoever.

 

[mill]

Would be made up with hart if true. £32m for an excellent keeper for the next 7-8 years. Good business.

He'd be worth 10 points a season.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Who cares what we pay for any player....

Just get them in to the club...

"I've waited all my life for Everton to break their transfer records on bang average players"....hahahahahhahahahahaha love that shout!!!!

It's not not our money. I'd rather we spend than we don't.

 

[USABlue]

Yeah not having a go at Jimmy the kit man but why would he know haha

 

[mill]

No thanks.

Hardly any of those are his fault ffs.

Four are one on ones.

 

[ColinJR]

The old my mates is friends with the kit man( or works in the club shop) rumour We really are clutching at straws now

 

[KaiserEFC]

My mates mum's sisters uncle's grandad's parrot once spoke to Lars Jacobson in Benidorm
And he said that we're signing Richard Wright and Paul Gerrard for £93m each.




These "ITK's" need culling.

 

[alpha1]

In my head (and i'm sure many other Evertonians), being taken over by a Billionaire would have been a bit sexier than it has been so far

In reality, it looks like pretty solid foundations are being set (established manager, respected head scout, rumours of a ground move etc)

I haven't really got a clue who's any good at togger anymore apart from the superstars - I just hope that we can unearth some exciting talent that makes supporting Everton even more enjoyable than it would be ordinarily

I trust Mr Koeman and Mr Walsh to scout and sign the best players needed for Everton Football Club - It's their job

It's my job to look at boring spreadsheets and drink tea - My hobby is watching Everton and experiencing the ups and down

Enjoy it - even if you have to take a step back - You're supposed to be enjoying this

Agreed, I was hoping for scenes of Moshiri driving around a gold plated Goodison Park in a chrome limo filled with showgirls flinging £50 notes at everything that moved and buying a dozen £20m players and smashing every team we played 10-0 BUT it looks like it is going to be much more workman like with real foundations set and care being taken in big decisions that will push this great club forward.
And that's fine by me!
The best way to look at it for me is to use a Star Wars analogy.
We are all wanting to enjoy being in the moment of A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back (which will come) but before then we have to go through The Phantom Menace period of setting it all up! Dull and uninteresting but ultimately very important to build up to the proper excitement.
In Moshiri and Kenobi we trust!

 

[matty1878]

Hart is better than what we have but again I just don't rate him.but if we get head and shoulders discounts I'm in.

 

[kithnou]

Would be made up with hart if true. £32m for an excellent keeper for the next 7-8 years. Good business.

He'd be worth 10 points a season.

Sweet Lord mate I can't believe you got one like for that!

 

[mahermi1]

Koeman quoted as saying he is "surprised at the slow pace of transfers at Everton "
Welcome to the world of Kenwright who still appears to have the whip hand in such matters.

Where is the source for this quote ?

 

[COYBL25]

The old my mates is friends with the kit man( or works in the club shop) rumour We really are clutching at straws now

Like he would say anything anyway !

Before you know it'll he'll be caught in a News of the World fake Sheikh sting.

" Jimmy the kit man " , caught in a three a bed shocker disclosing ITK pre season

 

[ijjysmith]

No thanks.

Yes please. Trust me there are a lot more videos out there showing him being good than videos (made by United fans incidentally) of him being poor.

We can't sign Manuel Neuer, someone has made a fail video of him on YouTube.